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[professionalcorpse]

[Gabi]

hey, uh - do you have rounds tonight?

cause, y'know, i could totally walk with you. if you do.

or you could walk with me? if i have rounds.

do i have rounds?

also do you ever think about the fact that this place is essentially a cellular deadzone AND an anti-apparition zone, so that if we all were being hunted down and murdered we'd have no good way of escape. or even a REALLY good way to call authorities? like it's really fucking concerning. i mean, there are definitely safety measures. but STILL. and i want to call my dad. because i'm an infant.

i genuinely have no idea if i have rounds. i mean, i didn't THINK so, but now i think that i'm OVERthinking it and have totally confused myself. clearly i am a horrible prefect and should be sent to prefect jail.

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[professionalcorpse]

okay. sounds good. walking around in the dark in a totally professional and not at all irresponsible way. go team!

i can't picture you doing bad things. so maybe visits. but, dude. no WAY should you be going off, all rebel without a cause on things.

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

We have our wand lights. It's not that dark. Let's just no go by the Grotto by ourselves.

But I'd have a cause.

[professionalcorpse]

no. no grotto sounds like a solid plan. what with all the spooky-scary shit that goes down there in between all the happyfun party times.

yeah, well [...] okay, you win this round.

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

I just didn't like the Sad. I don't know how to make it better.

Shh.

[professionalcorpse]

sad's kind of a hard one to make better somtimes. even when it doesn't have the capitals.

aye-aye, cap'n.

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

I know.

When I'm sad I like when someone gives me a hug, but the Sad at the Grotto...there wasn't anything to hug.

Ok. I asked. Now we'll see.

[professionalcorpse]

kind of hard to hug a feeling, yeah. that's some complicated emotional pretzels you'd have to twist yourself into.

oh. okay! hopefully that'll work.

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

We could try, though.

[professionalcorpse]

we COULD.

kind of like applied lucid dreaming. or very limited astral projection. or that weird scene in 'ghost' where demi moore makes out with dead patrick swayze.

i feel like we'd need time in the library first.

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

Is this a movie I haven't seen?

[professionalcorpse]

probably!

my mom's made me watch it like at LEAST five million times. there's pottery. it's intense.

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

Do I want to watch it? Or should you just tell me all about it during rounds?

[professionalcorpse]

i mean, you'd probably like it?

i'd have to see if my mom has it on DVD. cause i don't think that's one i have on my laptop. WAY more likely to have 'dirty dancing,' if we're picking out swayze movies.

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

I don't know what any of this means, but if you say so?

I don't think we have those movies at home.

[professionalcorpse]

speaking some fluent no-maj over here, sunshine of my life!

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

I know! It's very impressive. I wish I knew morevthings!

[professionalcorpse]

i will teach you ALL the no-maj things. no worries. we GOT this.