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Ravi Dhaliwal is a dashing and mysterious spy. 🗡️ ([personal profile] knightly) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh2017-02-06 09:23 pm

↬ February 6, 2014

Somehow, it's only now that I've reached the human experimentation portion of my senior project that I've realized my senior project involves human experimentation.

[WARDED TO SENIOR RIBBONFINS]
No, this isn't official business. Well, it is, if we want to discuss giving each other homework help. [...] Actually, let me make a list of which subjects we'd be willing to organize for.

But only after I say what I wanted to say! Which is to say, I warded you all because I wanted to ward my friends, but then I realized I had far too many friends at this school. At that point, most people would give up and simply write this as a public post, but upon considering that for precisely six seconds, I started getting heart palpitations at the thought of making my love life subject to public discussion. Yes! You read that right. Ravinder Dhaliwal is proverbially "eating crow" over those years of saying he's not interested in dating, and will never date until well after graduation. I'm not going to ask how many of you made bets over when I would cave, because I'd like to optimistically think the answer is "none."

Why do I make so many terrible jokes when I'm uncomforta Right. So. I have a boyfriend. His name is Diego. He's an Azurcrest. And beyond this highly embarrassing announcement is an important question: do I get him flowers? If so, what kind and how many? Because roses seem rather serious, don't they?

Tabitha, I hope


[WARDED TO DIEGO MORALES]
Hi.
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[personal profile] bambae 2017-02-07 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not putting in this much fucking effort for pass/fail. I want numbers.

Fine. But I'm not awesome at the aiming situation. So either I have to throw the howler at you, or the person next to you might get it instead. And I feel like I might get in more trouble for punching head boy than for punching you indirectly via howler.
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[personal profile] gdilevi 2017-02-07 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
What's preventing owls from getting punched when they deliver the howler? Shouldn't it punch when it's opened instead of indiscriminately punching who it's thrown at?
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[personal profile] bambae 2017-02-07 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
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If it accurately punched whoever opened it, it wouldn't still be a work in progress, Levi

I think the most important part is that it punches.

Doesn't really do the shouting while punching thing tho. I mean it shouts. It just doesn't shout what it's supposed to.

Somehow I keep making it compliment people instead of lecture and I don't fucking know how.

But still, the most important thing is that it punches.