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~~NOOOO. No no no no no no. Noooo. Oh shit fuck.~~ My smoothies! ~~oh god this is how I die~~

Armstrong power is sad to announce we flew too close to the sun. I'll need a few days to repair.

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Gonna have to make smoothies the old fashioned way...

Put it in a plastic bag and stomp on it until it submits to your will.

No, no that's not going to work.

Need some duct tape and adhesive flowers?

I've got four leaking batteries and a sparking wire. I don't think I have enough duct tape in the world to fix it.

I'll bring my tape to Artificing, you bring your leaking batteries and sparking wires and we'll figure something out.

Or blow something up. Either way it'll be fun.

Nate. I gotta have my smoothies.

If all else fails have you thought about going to the elves and asking them to make you a smoothie to fit your dietary needs?

Or just eating the raw ingredients until we reenter the 21st century?

Yeah but I need to make it.

I can't choke down raw protein powder. It's the worst.

I don't think the house elves let you do that. I feel like your better bet is talking to Prospero.

We need to get power back. Or well I need to get my shit up and running. ARMSTRONG POWER WILL NOT LET THIS GET THEM DOWN. I need to owl my parents.

You owl while I tape and tap things with my wand. If anyone here can figure this shit out it's us.

I'm so hungry.

Can you eat oranges? I've got some oranges.

I have a bag. I've been munching on them.

Mending charms won't work?

It tends to backfire and melt things. Magic and electronics are tricky fuckers.

~~Why do so many of you rely on Muggle technology at a Wizarding school?~~

Ah, is it the plug-in sort? The house elves may have a ~~normal~~ magical one in the kitchens you could use.

Well not really. It's more of a home brew plug some wires into other wires and smash circuits into other circuits into solar panels and turbines sort of situation here.

I feel like the house elves are going to be loathe to let her touch it. She's got a reputation for blowing thing up.

That is lies and slander.

I'm sorry!

Not at all your fault. I thought my power company was far better than it was. Still love you, Commander.

Thanks, XO Armstrong.

Just lets not try it again. Magic screws with far too much.

You're right

It's my senior project, it's hard as fuck.

Can I help?

I've got tape and Nate is going to come by with more. I could really use a soldering gun but I need power for THAT so that's not going to work. I think my best bet is to start on the turbine and see if I can get it repaired so I can get the others repaired.

I bet after his last class Oakes wouldn't mind helping out? He likes shit like this.

Let's go see because no one wants a grumpy hungry for smoothies Trixie. Also no coffee.

Maybe we could magically solder?

I've had melting issues before.

I bet Nate could figure it out.

Nate is going to be my hero, baby.

You'll have to show me the spell you used, but I could probably help you dial back the intensity. I've had some luck with patch jobs in Artificing.

Are you saying I'm too damn Strong?

Might be. In the Arm.

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH!

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