Levi uses the volunteer demonstration to try to teach. "Check the expiration date. And don't keep that shit stored in your wallet on the reg or it's gonna wear down." As he unwraps the condom he adds, "And for the love of God, pinch the tip before you roll it on or it's gonna break halfway through thrusting. Pinching the tip pushes the air out and creates a reservoir. If things start to feel unusually good, pull out and check you didn't bust through it."

In two seconds flat, he's pinched the tip and has the condom rolled on the banana. He holds it up and waves it around to show it off. "And use plenty of lube. Don't use oil-based lube with condoms because that breaks the latex down and it's gonna rip, tater chip."

And, whatever, he'll show them how to take it off too since he has the soapbox.

"Hold on to the rim at the base of it as you pull out or you're gonna have a bad time. Then knot it like this-- And you're solid."