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your local hillbilly hooligan ([personal profile] hisshiss) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh 2017-02-11 11:58 pm (UTC)

Robin

Robin is actually really awkward about sex, and he tends to deflect actual conversations about it with, uh, batshit insanity. He can't do that here, so instead he tries to get away with playing Animal Crossing the whole time. Don't worry Dr. Lumberjack Dad, there is literally no chance he's going to be messing with your daughter.

He is down with learning how to start a campfire with condoms though, that shit's badass. Well fine, finally a use for those dumb things. Not that Robin can't start a fire with literally anything, YOU THINK HE CAN'T? TRY HIM.

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