Bash is surprisingly chill and attentive throughout this entire assembly. Public school does this shit on the regular, dudes - and the sexual orientation and preference stuff was his mom's cup of personalized child-torture tea.

He does, however, let out a particularly triumphant and vindicated "HA!" when Cursed Cooties are brought up.

Fuck you, Lamar Stevens. Cooties ARE real, you sanctimonious asshole. Making fun of his sister and refusing your proper cootie vaccinations back in first grade. Hope your dick gets itself some fruity pebbles necrosis.

(Though - dear fucking LORD, that's horrifying.)