Cole doesn't know much about sex, but physical intimacy doesn't perplex him in the same way that emotional intimacy does and the very dry beginning of the presentation quickly prompts him to check out. He just lets his mind wander, thinking about a painting that he'd like to be working on and the colors that he'd use and how he'd achieve that texture that he wants and so on. His attention drifts in and out of focus for the rest of the assembly (something about condom fires? and something about not kissing so much? and there were bananas at one point? he's not sure), so he doesn't get much out of it.

He probably would've done better in the lecture full of dragon metaphors.