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Childish Bambino ([personal profile] bambae) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh 2017-02-12 04:56 am (UTC)

Chris is also helpful

Chris runs through the demonstration of displaying how to put a condom onto a banana with familiarity, but greatly slowed down for emphasis. Surprisingly - miraculously - he resists the temptation to make this look anymore suggestive than it already does, even while he maintains eye contact with Isaiah the entire time.

To his demonstration, he also adds, "if it's difficult to roll down, it's because you're putting it on inside out, and you need to can it and get a new one, because there's a chance you got precum on it. STDs and sperm both exist in precum - that's why the pulling out method isn't safer than a condom. Condoms don't necessarily protect you against STDs that are transmitted by skin contact during sex, but they do protect you from them during oral sex. It's really just safer to get tested before having sex. And if you think that kills the mood - imagine how much genital warts'll kill the mood. Try explaining why your dick looks like it's birthing its own personal habitat to your prospective conquest. We don't live in the eighties. Everybody knows that diseases don't care about your gender or sexuality or moral compass. And Condoms, while outdated, are still the safest contraceptive against both STDs and pregnancy."

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