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[tyhawkeswood]

[Before the writing starts, there are a few clumsy smears and a few scattered fingerprints on the page. The stains are red and gradually dry and darken until they're brown; it looks like blood.]




Guys. I'm by the gardens. Can someone help me get to the infirmary? Please?

[Added Later - From the Infirmary]

Wow. Sorry. That was dramatic! [...] I'm okay. For real. [...] Don't bring a squirrel to a hawk fight? [...] I'm okay.

[Added Later - Warded to Quinn]

Thanks for coming to my rescue today. And for staying as long as you did. Sorry Mufferaw kicked you out.

Comments

[hisshiss]

dude.

im making you a fucking squirrel knife.

[tyhawkeswood]

[...]

Thanks, dude.

But I'd probably just hurt myself with it. I don't know anythings bout knives.

[hisshiss]

K then ima make you squirrel armor.

Ima put fucking spikes on it.

you gonna look like a fucking badass hell yes

[tyhawkeswood]

Hell yes.

[...] You think you can do that, Robin? Is squirrel armor a thing?

[hisshiss]

we'll get Trix on the case she can make fucking anything. esp if its got built in weapons.

& also a teeny tiny camera for your head

you need a teeny tiny camera on your head

[tyhawkeswood]

[...] Wait, what's the camera for?

[hisshiss]

bc you can get some badass shots why not

let us all live vicair vicareus vycare ffs why the fuck are you so fucking dumb youngblood thru you & your squirrel adventures