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[imnotlistening]

Someone just kill me now

Yeah, so. Who knew my mom could even use an owl, huh?

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Comments

[sheepish]

Oh, were those from your mom?

[imnotlistening]

Yeah. Fun right?

[orangepip]

I thought that maybe she had a point? I mean not about the um abstinence thing, but maybe the safe sex kits should have been optional...?

[bambae]

Nobody's forcing anybody to use them.

[orangepip]

But it's a waste of resources to make them and give them to people who don't want them!

[bambae]

why are throwing exclamation points at me

Better safe than sorry

Literally

[bambae]

And if you don't want yours

I'll take it

[orangepip]

Oh, yes please!! I didn't want it to end up in landfill.

[bambae]

you know condoms aren't recyclable right you know what happens when we get done with

Of course. I'll make sure it's put to good use.

[orangepip]

[gdilevi]

lmfao sure

[bambae]

Fuck you

[gdilevi]

Gonna build a campfire?

[quinning]

[browbeats]

[imnotlistening]

Trust me, I know that. My dad knows that. She's just....opinionated.

Sorry.

[imnotlistening]

At least not everyone thinks it's totally embarrassing. And I see your point too. I'm still sorry it disrupted your breakfast.

[orangepip]

Parents are ALWAYS embarrassing. It's like their JOB or something. Anyway, don't be sorry, it wasn't your fault!

[untarnish]

It is all a bit indecorous, isn't it?

[orangepip]

Yeah.

[sylla]

It's quite all right. Opposing viewpoints are an important part of the educational process.

[imnotlistening]

Thank you. I feel mildly less mortified now.

[lilwitchhazel]

L. M. A. O.

Ok no offense but has your mom 1) never met teenagers and 2) never been a teenager???

Not that I'm running around doing stuff but

Sorry brooooo

[imnotlistening]

My mom is.... intense. My dad thought the assembly was funny and understands but she's very traditional.

Plus she works as a doctor so has that "I see young people deliver babies every day" blah blah blah thing.

I apologize to YOU bro(lita)