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[evercretin]

What a strange place. Abstinence fliers at breakfast. Any predictions for what tomorrow will bring? A sudden blizzard that is actually whipped cream and heart shaped confetti? Rocky Mountain Griffin mating season starting?

And to the person who sent the pink roses yesterday, my gracious thanks for making my morning a bit more exciting. I wouldn't say no, by the way.

[Warded to Ennis]
Thank you for the flowers, Ennis! Totally unexpected, mate. Brightened my day.

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[sheepish]

It was still a bit exciting, wasn't it? Every day is a new surprise.

[Dimi]

I'm glad you liked them! Valentine's Day is more fun with flowers, isn't it?

[evercretin]

Hogwarts seems like ordinary day-to-day drudgery in comparison, frankly.

[Ennis]</>
Absolutely! And they were inescapable, yesterday, eh?

the b in the close tag was like no way asshole i'm outta here

[evercretin]

[sheepish]

Oh yes! And when something went wrong at Hogwarts, it seemed to always find a way to go very wrong? I think these abstinence flyers are harmless and well-meaning. They definitely woke me up at breakfast!

[Dimi]

Yes. Pleasantly inescapable! It was fun watching people's reactions to receiving surprise flowers. That's the best part of being on the event committee.

[imnotlistening]

I'm really really sorry about that. Just FYI.

[evercretin]

No, no! It was great. I rather wish I had had my camera with me. Made a hat out of mine. Gave it to a fourth year freshman.

Don't be too worried, mate. Nothing better than giving people something to talk about, right?

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

I hope you read yours carefully. I'm telling mum and dad if you become one of those loose and wild seniors while studying abroad.

[gdilevi]

That sounds like a challenge. C'MON, NEW KID, YOU GOT THREE OR SO MONTHS LEFT TO GO.

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Here's a perfect example, Dimi. Kramer is the worst of the worst. He's practically a walking scandal.

[evercretin]

I am a model of virtue, Calvin. Got to set an example for the rest of the Evercreech army, after all.

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

And look how I turned out by following in your footsteps. Actually, lately I've been trying to do exactly that and

Sounds as though your peers think you're diseased, though. Or at least they hope you are. Time to catch dragon pox or you'll never be popular.

[get_fucked]

Bad timing on the fliers, they should have been dumped yesterday.

I'm predicting another Quarantine for tomorrow. It's been too long.

[evercretin]

I've been informed that it was a shame I missed the last quarantine, so I'm looking forward to the next.

[get_fucked]

They were all... interesting in their own way, you know. Kind of a shame to miss any of them. Fortunately with this school's record, you'll get one before graduation.

[addytives]

I MEAN I was v much just wondering why we hadn't got stuck under rogue mistletoe or had a seasonal but poss adorable plague recently.

Maybe the pamphlets are the answer to that idk. They didn't like, follow us all day screaming so. That's still a win.

[evercretin]

Could you imagine abstinence howlers, though? Might have had to cancel classes for that.

[imnotlistening]

Thankfully for myself and everyone else, my mother would never figure out a Howler.

Dad on the other hand... he might send "PRO SEX" ones actually.

[sylla]

As long as one is efficient with their independent studies, there is little reason to fret over the [. . .] various calamities that disrupt class schedules, I find.

[evercretin]

I will keep that in mind. They certainly do like to test your concentration skills here, don't they?

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

Took Cool Whip and I put it down
Made dessert and I looked around
And I held up a bundt cake to the cream that was whipped
And the blizzard smothered it

omg thx I had fleetwood mac stuck in my head for the rest of the day lmao

[evercretin]

That's beautiful. Did you write it?

[noblewon]

All those sound possible to me.

You're a natural Gooseberrian.

[evercretin]

Maybe I should've taken Divination! Glad I'm not too much of an oddball.

[chryseis]

What's the silliest thing that happened at Hogwarts during your time there, Damon?

[evercretin]

Well, earlier this year, someone managed to break into the prefect's bathroom and flood the first five floors of the castle with soap bubbles from their bath. It was a very pleasant smelling tsunami. Many jokes about foam parties were made.