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[browbeats]

Turns out burning flowers doesn’t make for floral-scented flames.

I don’t regret the experiment one bit.

[Chris]

The abstinence avalanche this morning reminded me, I have notes on your Valentine’s present.

[…]

I’m really glad no one else can read that because that sounds like Okay but you giving me poorly written porn is not exactly better

I might have gone a little overboard. The pen ran out of ink near the end and I had to switch to one of my own. Your smut’s so covered in red it looks like it’s been massacred by a space bear.

Comments

[uponawire]

So college is basically a really long con that you blow a lot of money on and get a certificate for?

[browbeats]

Yeah but it's usually a really nice looking certificate.

[uponawire]

Weirdly enough, that makes the prospect of college seem less intimidating.

And there's something to be said for a really nice looking certificate.