003: Diego's Dating Service

[indiefolk]

[Warded to Sy]

Soooooo, you're close to Wainwright, right? Is he seeing anyone right now? I'm asking for a friend who really digs his whole beautiful living corpse aesthetic.

[Warded to Isaiah]

Isaiah! This is out of the blue, I know, but I've been thinking about you, and other people, and all sorts of things and I was just wondering...

What are your thoughts on Cecil? He's a great guy, right?

[Warded to Ravi]

[...] Can I ask you a personal question?

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Diego/Sy

[threatens]

What the fuck?

Diego/Sy

[indiefolk]

Like I said, is he single? Does he date guys??? Honestly I know nothing about him besides that one time you chased him up the side of the lodge.

Levi digs him though, and Levi's a good guy. He has his thing with Chris but you know, I don't think it's a dating-romance situation?

Diego/Sy

[threatens]

Dude! Ask him directly if you want to know so bad!

...Although it's fuckin Reid, and he'd just walk away if you started asking. Shit, I dunno. Are you asking for Kramer? When did Kramer get too shy to ask out dudes on his own?

Diego/Sy

[indiefolk]

I'm just trying to do a friend a favor and ask around, and then I can go to Levi and tell him that he should go for it. Levi's not shy but, I don't know, he jokes around a lot, and I don't know if Reid is able to tell when he's joking versus when he's for real flirting?

Come on, man. Help me out.

Diego/Sy

[threatens]

This is literally the stupidest thing you've ever asked me for, and that's saying a lot, bro.

Shit. Fuck. He's dated a couple of girls, I guess? Nothing serious? Like he's prob not dating anyone now since he spends all his time staring at clouds and being a pissbaby about the Chaser thing. I dunno if he's into dudes but like he's fuckin weird enough for it. No offense to gay dudes or anything. I guess he stuck his tongue in my mouth during the last big party?

Diego/Sy

[indiefolk]

There's nothing stupid about love, man. Not that this is necessarily love, I mean that's not my business BUT ANYWAY.

That sounds promising! I mean not your very flattering description of his personality, but the part where he tried to slip you tongue. Did you kiss him back or..?

Diego/Sy

[threatens]

Gross, dude. I don't think Kramer's the type to be looking for "love" anyway. Tho neither's Reid honestly. Maybe they're fuckin made for each other. Two weirdos set up by Morales Matchmaking.

No! Not with him anyway It was Spin The Bottle and he was being a dick! I mean everyone was kissing dudes that night. But for what it's worth, I think Reid doesn't hate it, so like. Go for it. But if this is some fuckin thing to sabotage my team, I will fuck you up, dude.

Diego/Sy

[indiefolk]

Hey! Levi's got a good heart, dude. Maybe they're going to get married and you and I are going to be the best men, and then I'm going to bring up this discussion where you told me how Reid slipped you tongue.

Nice! Morales Matchmaking isn't going to be a total disaster! Honestly, this is way more than I expected.

Diego/Isaiah

[icovington.insanejournal.com]

Me, other people, and all sorts of things is quite the comprehensive list.

I suppose he must be, to have been made Head. [...] I don't know him very well, but he seems nice enough.

Why? Is this about Choir?

Diego/Isaiah

[indiefolk]

Yeah, I like to cover all my bases.

He's really nice. Smart, handsome, tames bees, the whole package. He's also single. Just like you. You're both single. What are the chances that a couple of great guys like you don't have boyfriends?

Diego/Isaiah

[icovington.insanejournal.com]

Diego
What do you think
Why on Earth

[...] Tames bees?

Diego/Isaiah

[indiefolk]

Yeah. His family raises bees, so he has a hive by the gardens that I think Mr. Hightower let him put up. You can see him there a lot tending to it. He gets fresh honey from the bees and everything. Cute, right?

Re: Diego/Isaiah

[icovington.insanejournal.com]

Diego. What are you doing?

Diego/Isaiah

[indiefolk]

[...] Trying to see if you'd be interested in going out with him?

Re: Diego/Isaiah

[icovington.insanejournal.com]

Why?

Diego/Isaiah

[indiefolk]

Well, I know you're both into men, and I think you'd get along with him? You're both really nice and low key, and like to stay out of the spotlight. He's not too shy, so you probably wouldn't just sit there in silence, but he's not loud enough to make you nervous. And you seem like a couple guys who'd love sitting and talking about books over coffee.

Diego/Ravi

[knightly]

...how personal?

I mean, sorry. Yes. Absolutely. What's the question, Diego?

Diego/Ravi

[indiefolk]

This is weird, but hang in there with me for a minute.

Are you, uh, attracted to guys?

Diego/Ravi

[knightly]

I don't... I'm sorry, I'm not sure what the context is.

Diego. Is this about [...] the party?

Diego/Ravi

[indiefolk]

No.

Well, actually, kind of, in as much as that's what made me wonder if you might be. You seemed really into it.

I'm asking for a friend.

Diego/Ravi

[knightly]

Right. I was in character. As we'd discussed in our scenario.

I see. Is this friend having questions about his sexuality? Because... not that I mind you asking, but I believe you have roommates who would be better at fielding this topic than me...?

Diego/Ravi

[indiefolk]

Oh, sure, I kind of remember that. Sorry, I was really drunk.

No, no, I can't talk to them about this. [...] And also it's not about me questioning my sexuality! I just wanted to know, because there might be someone who would probably like to date you. If, of course, you were the sort of person who dated guys.

Diego/Ravi

[knightly]

I do recall how drunk everyone was that night. But you seemed to handle it well.

Oh. Oh. Did someone... express interest?

Diego/Ravi

[knightly]

That is, it wouldn't be right for me to string anyone along. Um, I don't date at all, so... Yes. Sorry.

Diego/Ravi

[indiefolk]

Yeah, well, I'm a pro at getting trashed in the woods and kissing people I shouldn't.

Oh, damn. That's disappointing. So, wait--sorry, so you're saying you do like guys, but you've just got a no dating policy?