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[professionalcorpse]

okay, probably gonna seem super weird all written out like this, but if anybody needs their hair done up all fancy and shit for the dance tomorrow? i can totally help. my sisters make me do it for them all the time. so like, i can do all those crazy braid things. ESPECIALLY the crazy braid things.

and, um - it's really kind of relaxing? so i don't mind doing it at all.

so, yeah.

an available thing. in a totally not-weird way?

[Warded to Gabi]

hey, so i was wondering if you'd mind if i swung around and walked you to the dance? i mean, you don't got to GO with me or nothing. if you don't want. i just thought you might like an escort.

and you KNOW hanging out with you's pretty much my favorite thing to do.

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[professionalcorpse]

BEST DAY EVER.

oh my! i fear that i may swoon. you may have to catch me.

[garogletree]

Don't worry, it's a common occurrence in my presence so I'm well-practiced at catching swooners!

[professionalcorpse]

are your arms both strong and manly?

[garogletree]

"Strong" and "manly," yes.

[professionalcorpse]

whyfore these quotation marks?

are your arms NOT both strong and manly?

[garogletree]

I mean, if Gavin and I merged together our newly fused arms would probably qualify as both strong and manly.

[professionalcorpse]

have faith in your biceps, dude. i believe in you.

[garogletree]

I have faith in my our fusion biceps!

I can at least promise you won't fall on the floor? Gavin'll help us out!

[professionalcorpse]

i feel like we need to watch some 'steven universe,' dude.

maybe we'll ALL fall on the floor like a stack of dominoes. just a wild jumble of strong and manly limbs.