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[bambae]

Fucking deer.

They're on my shitlist.

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[gdilevi]

They must've thought you were one of their young.

[bambae]

You're on my shitlist too, Kramer.

[gdilevi]

Was I ever off of it?

[bambae]

You was for a brief second before you made that Bambi joke

[gdilevi]

So right after you wrote that you had a moment of reflection and thought to yourself, "Hey, Kramer's not so bad, I think I'll take him off my shitlist starting right now," and then I commented a split second later.

[bambae]

That's actually exactly what happened. Then you gotta go and make Bambi jokes.

[gdilevi]

I'm glad that after your Disney adventure in the woodlands, your thoughts went to me.

[bambae]

I could've died.

[gdilevi]

Did you run in front of a car?

[bambae]

It was a fucking stampede of deer. Which in case they don't use cars or deer on your island. I've heard deer are stronger than cars.

[gdilevi]

We actually don't have cars or deer, you're right. But we have deer mice!

I wonder what got them spooked? Probably something scarier than deer. Are you okay, Bambae? Did they get you?

[indiefolk]

All deer? Ruthless.

Uh, that said, I'm super glad you and Zoey didn't die in a stampede. That has to be one of the worse ways to go.

[cheerpowers]

This makes me wonder if you've thought of other bad ways to go...

[indiefolk]

You haven't? I mean, drowning would be really bad. Catching some incurable illness and wasting away. A building collapsing on you during an earthquake and then you're trapped and no one can find you. A snake bite.

[bambae]

You got a preferred way to die?

[magitechnically]

I think deer are cute. ♥

[indiefolk]

In my home at the age of 175, surrounded by my loving family. My wife is holding my hand, and I tell her I love her right before I pass peacefully.

Failing that, being struck by lightning. Immediate death. Until I'm old and too senile to care, I don't want time to think about my mortality any more than I apparently already do.

[bambae]

Boring.

Who actually wants to die of old age surrounded by family.

I want to die wrestling a shark. Or during a quidditch game. That'd be cool.

[bambae]

Did the deer get me or did the something scarier than deer get me?

[bambae]

They are not cute. They are dangerous, vicious creatures.

[magitechnically]

Haven't you ever seen Bambi??? They're super nice!!

[indiefolk]

Do you often put yourself in situations where sharks need wrestling?

[gdilevi]

The deer. I think if the forest monster got you, you wouldn't be here to tell the tale. Did you get hooved?

[gdilevi]

I want to see this.

[bambae]

I have never in my life even heard of Bambi