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[bambae]

Fucking deer.

They're on my shitlist.

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[gdilevi]

They must've thought you were one of their young.

[bambae]

You're on my shitlist too, Kramer.

[gdilevi]

Was I ever off of it?

[unregrettable]

You beat me to it.

[gdilevi]

I let out a soft little gasp at the perfect joke opportunity that had been neatly laid out in front of me.

[indiefolk]

All deer? Ruthless.

Uh, that said, I'm super glad you and Zoey didn't die in a stampede. That has to be one of the worse ways to go.

[cheerpowers]

This makes me wonder if you've thought of other bad ways to go...

[indiefolk]

You haven't? I mean, drowning would be really bad. Catching some incurable illness and wasting away. A building collapsing on you during an earthquake and then you're trapped and no one can find you. A snake bite.

[magitechnically]

I think deer are cute. ♥

[bambae]

They are not cute. They are dangerous, vicious creatures.

[magitechnically]

Haven't you ever seen Bambi??? They're super nice!!

[cygninae]

Weird. They just came out of nowhere?

[bambae]

They came out of nowhere and tried to kill us.

Probably cannibalistic deer.

[pintsizedsass]

Wouldn't they have to have been eating each other to be considered a cannibal? :)

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

Or vampires.

[unregrettable]

What isn't?

[bambae]

Reid on most days.

Also my cat on most days.

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

You too?

[bambae]

They made your shitlist too huh?

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

It might be easier to keep a not-on-the-shitlist list.

[bambae]

I keep one of those too. The whole list is just Reid.

[valentinez.insanejournal.com]

They were just scared.

[bambae]

So were we. Did we go stampeding across unsuspecting forest creatures? We did not.

Though if I could get a stampede going, that'd be cool.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

Doe!

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

A DEER
A FEMALE DEER