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So what's all this about deer then? I want to see some deer! Someone want to go deer-hunting with me?

(I mean not like THAT kind of hunting! Deer watching? Deer searching? Deer spelunking? I like that, we're going with that.)

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Deer spotting?

It sounds like there was a stampede. Which is awful and scary and I am glad they are safe but

That also means there are enough deer to form a stampede, which means we may be able to find some if we look. Maybe a little fawn.

Oh my sweet Merlin can you even imagine how precious? I love fawns.

I'm already leaning back in my seat and imagining.

Deer spelunking!

I feel like we'd need some deer caves. Do you think we have cave-dwelling deer around here?

Nothing would surprise me!

Seriously. We can totally be in the textbooks for discovering the first herd of stampeding, cave-dwelling deer.

Whatever made them stampede means they're probably still antsy. It's not the best of times for going after them, I'd say.

I don't know, Quebec, everyone else seems up for it...

I will!!! It sounds like we have to be careful and sneaky but not so sneaky that we'd spook them and, you know, start a second stampede.

Here are some other names you can use if you want:
- Deer Discoverying
- Deer Tracking
- People who go looking for rare birds are called Twitchers. I think that works for deer too, since they twitch their tails back and forth. [a splotch of ink; it looks like Kurt might have been thinking hard before he realized the next bit:] But it also sounds like a drug thing? Is it a drug thing? I don't really think it should be a drug thing.
- Cervidae Searching

It sounds unbelievably drug related.

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I like Cervidae Searching.

I'm going to need you to submit to a random Cervidae Search.

Ugh, good point. Nevermind.

Deer Discovering is a safer route.

Deer Discovering is cute and makes it sound like there's a hidden, magical colony of deer to find.

This is what I long for.

You are precious, let's go Twitching.

Careful, Ferris is going to show up any second now to crow about how proper deer hunting is better than admiring the majesty of living nature.

Mmmm Ferris will be wrong.

It is, gotta eat and control the population because those fuckers can get out of control. Also wouldn't let me bring my gun.

You can't shoot Bambi.

No reason to shoot the little one unless they're injuried.

I'LL GO I'LL GO I'LL GO

YESSS EXPEDITION!

I will need to go as well. As an escort for safety reasons.

I THINK I HAVE SOME CAMO. don't want the deers to see us!

I don't care about all the other deer stuff, but I'll go deer hunting with you.

Why not deer-hunting? We've got bows to do it with.

~~Because I'm pretty sure we're in a federal preserve~~

I'm not saying a student run deer hunt doesn't sound like a disaster in the making, but I am also saying that it is hunting season.

It'd be a damn shame to waste hunting season.

Yes.

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