I know I'm the only one who thought this wasn't a shit idea, but I still think taking away the opportunity to respond to the Anonymous Post is an option. Mandatory events managed by prefects in individual cabins or something larger over in the Lodge. In would be unpopular, but who the fuck cares anymore? Everyone complains no matter what we do and it would stop the problem. We have mandatory events all the time and this would be considerably more useful than those bonding activities.
Rafael/Ravi/Casper