Casper wishes that he was asleep...but he's definitely awake and he can definitely hear everything that his roommates are saying. Each miserable word seems to make his head ache a little more and he's caught between wanting to do nothing (just remaining silent and still with his face pressed into his pillow), wanting to tell them to shut the hell up (which is probably unreasonable), and wanting to actually join the conversation. If only because, like Ulysses, he wonders how in the hell Cameron can sound so fucking chipper.

Finally, he growls in a low but very unintimidating voice, "If either of you want me to put you out of your fucking misery, I'd be happy to oblige." He sounds as miserable as he feels. But he still manages to sit up, push back the curtain, and glare down at them all with dark, bleary eyes that eventually focus on Cameron. He wants to hear this too, Carney.