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[solveforx]

I got home before my parents did. Hahahaha.
So I acted all disappointed in them like, "I was so worried about you. Where have you been all night? Do you know what time it is? I stayed up and waited. Don't you think about anyone but yourselves??"

[...]

[...]

It didn't go well. They said they'd kick me out after school if Fuuuuck Nisha and I are sentenced to wandless yard work. I thought hungover quidditch practice was the worst but I was wrong. Nothing is worse than shoveling mulch at 9am in March in New York. WHO MULCHES IN MARCH ANYWAY??? My parents are savages.

[...]

But it was worth it.

Anyone know of any, like, "respectable" academic internships I can apply for? I gotta send out seven applications before Sunday or my ass is grass.

[Warded to Reid]

Hey, so last night was I wanted to say thank you how's the hangover? well this is a mess may as well commit to it now you have made a huge mistake

Are you going on that camping trip?

Comments

[bambae]

The bubbles

[browbeats]

At least we didn't get the singing fridge, that would not have gone over well with hungover parents. Isn't that a fucking redundancy

I think the happy couple gets to throw the first punch at a wedding, so that might be up to your sister.

Maybe wear a helmet with a face mask or something.

[browbeats]

It wasn't that funny when he stormed into my room at 5 AM to It was honestly fucking terrify

Yeah.

That was a good prank, Ilvermorny.

[ulixes]

I miss anything towards the end, there? Seemed like shit was fixin' to escalate, if you get my meaning. Like, even further than it already did.

Love yourself, Lewis. Skip the tweed. [ ... ] I don't really know anything myself, but my brother must've done half a dozen internships a year, back when he was at Gooseberry. I think most of 'em were political, but maybe he'd know one or two that're up your alley. I can ask.

Rosy

[bambae]

How's your pen?

Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

It's great.

My pen is great.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

Are you okay?

[potionz]

I'm hearing about a lot of potions opportunities at this conference, if you'd be interested in anything like that? They all seem a little bit boring, but [...]

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

I don't know how Sy does this all the time

I'm fine.

I'm just not used to getting in this much trouble.

[solveforx]

Z!!! You are the best. I would appreciate that. Thank you! I can probably handle a potions internship as long as they don't make me stack beakers or anything.

[solveforx]

That would be so cool of you, dude. I appreciate it!

I doubt my true calling is politics but man at this point I'm just fillin' quotas.

And honestly the end of the party was kinda a blur to me, too. Reid and I split post-haste so I did not witness the fallout.

[potionz]

♥ I can't guarantee it'll never happen, but at least most of these look like they'd be parent-approved. They have all the buzzwords.

[solveforx]

I'm not much of a fighter unless there are dice involved. Hugs not slugs.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

Wanna talk about it?

[cygninae]

Cool. Anytime.

[Xavier]
Yeah. Okay. We should do that then.

I have to tell y
Hey about that swan that
Fuck fuck fuck

I really like you.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

No.

It's okay. I didn't have to deal with it alone and Freddy came out clean, so we're calling it a [...] win, I guess.

[solveforx]

Buzzwords are a definite plus. I think that's all my dad responds to.

Are you enjoying the conference? Becoming even more of a potions super genius??

[ulixes]

Me neither. Resume's a resume, I guess. And at least your parents couldn't disapprove. Aloysius knows everyone, though, so hopefully he's got a connection or two up his sleeve.

Smart call.

reid/xavier (who has no chill)

[solveforx]

Cool! I'm looking forward to it!.

[...]

Thanks That's awesome, because I think you're great and I want to spend more time with you. [a long squiggle where he fights with himself over scribbling that out] Last night was so much fun. I'm really glad we're talking now.

My thanks to Sy, I guess, but also, like, he can eat a dick. I mean that in the nicest way, dude.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

How's Sy taking it?

I'm actually starting to get the strong sense that Freddy maybe comes out clean every time

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

He has more experience at this than I do. He gave up on them loving him a long time ago and I

[...]

What does that mean?

[potionz]

He and my mum have that in common, then.

Actually -- yeah. More than I thought? My presentation's over and now I get to just sort of flit around.
Plus Ryan's here!

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

well he's not involved in this weird competitive hunger games where he tries to set somebody's bed on fire right? Doesn't that mean he's clean by virtue

He's the baby of the family right?

It's like a law that they get away with bullshit because they're the babies.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

Yeah. But Sy and I are away at boarding school for ten months out of the year. He doesn't have the baby buffer when we're gone. Keeping him out of the shitstorm for the few fucking weeks we are actually around isn't the worst thing.

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

I'm not saying it is.

It's a nice thing to do.