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[firstposition]

Tomorrow is my brother's bachelor party, so if there is another rush of drunk posts, you will know why. I will not be making one of them, I am sorry to say. Maybe my friends fill the void for you.

I hope you are all enjoying your freedom.

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[quinning]

It's like you have no faith in our self-control, but that can't be right...

[firstposition]

I have so much faith in you. I am sure you will not do anything I wouldn't do.

[quinning]

[...] Is this a test?

[firstposition]

You are good at tests, no need to worry.

[quinning]

Please never become a counsellor, you're terrible at reassurance. I feel like I should be expecting a shark attack.

[firstposition]

Ah, my career dreams crushed so easily. I like to think of myself as very supportive and gentle, you know.

[quinning]

Honestly, I'm baffled daily by why you didn't end up in Ribbonfin. The only possible reason I've been able to come up with is "They were full."

[firstposition]

I know. I am so... patient. And forgiving. And calm.

[quinning]

Also, covered in scales.

[firstposition]

My greatest regret is choosing Occlumency over Animagus Studies. I would have been a rattlesnake, Quinn. Can you imagine?

[quinning]

Just for that I'm going to get wasted tomorrow night. I'll be in the papers as "Rafael Ramirez's drunkard friend, alleged pimp, and confirmed drug dealer."

[firstposition]

Noooo, no, no need for that.

But you should get wasted if you want to anyway. It is a safe enough space. I could even drink if I wanted to.

[quinning]

I'm trying to decide if I hate you or not now.

[firstposition]

I like to keep you on your toes.

[tyhawkeswood]

Well. This is going to be an interesting vacation.

[quinning]

I'm truly honoured that "Quinn getting bitterly wasted and sneering at Rafael" ranks as more interesting than "PRicardo and Cris getting married."

[tyhawkeswood]

Totally. Every time.

[ninjaleo]

That could be arranged.

[firstposition]

You would teach me? We could be cold-blooded together. And then we could get a heat lamp in our house [...] but that is planning too far ahead I think I will just cross this out

[ninjaleo]

What's
Of course. It's not that hard. I picked it up in what, a year and a half. You'd be a snake by summer. Right in time to not freeze.

[firstposition]

So much confidence in me. [...] I would not mind trying, though.

[ninjaleo]

I underestimated you for two seconds and died. Never again.

[firstposition]

I took advantage of your trust and caffeine addiction.

[ninjaleo]

And now I'm watching you.