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[firstposition]

Tomorrow is my brother's bachelor party, so if there is another rush of drunk posts, you will know why. I will not be making one of them, I am sorry to say. Maybe my friends fill the void for you.

I hope you are all enjoying your freedom.

Comments

[bambae]

lmao I loved and appreciated you so much last night I wrote out a whole drunk review for Wicked, so that you could live vicariously through me. Thank god I passed out before posting that shit.

[Quinn]

Just trying to help you out there, buddy.

So. How's Mexico?

[quinning]

You're holding out on me?!

[Chris]
How is that helping me out?! HOW?!

Mexico is fucking awesome.

[bambae]

I can paint the picture for you tho. I was wearing a bloody suit and Youngblood showed up in footy pajamas. But I already burned the review I wrote so... it's like gone.

[Quinn]

Let me help you further

How's Prickardo?

[quinning]

Why would you burn that?!

[Chris]
I haven't seen him yet so he's doing brilliantly, thank you for asking.

[bambae]

Because knowing me, and also you, next time I get drunk, I'll feel the urge to shower you with drunk affection and share it with you, and then never live it down

[Quinn]

How have you not seen him? Isn't he up Raf's ass?

[quinning]

[...] That's no reason to deprive me of your doubtlessly moving Broadway review, Park.

[Chris]
We have our own mans house. It's like at Christmas dinner when there's an adults' table and a kids' table, except this kids' table has a hot tub and a stocked liquor cabinet.

[bambae]

Except for Spite and self preservation

[Quinn]

Like they rented out a house for you?

[quinning]

♥ :(

[Chris]
I think they may own so?

[bambae]

no, don't draw faces at me, it's already gone.

[Quinn]

Weird part of the sentence to cross out Good luck adapting to being poor as fuck after spring break. Seriously tho, hide your journal when you get shit faced. Because I'm not getting drunk, on account of I got a night job, and I don't wanna be a dick by making fun of you while you're drunk.

[quinning]

:( Motherfucker

[Chris]
Coming here from home was the weirdest shit.

And that's not my problem; you need to learn to control your dickish nature, I refuse to be blamed for you acting like an asshole.

[bambae]

You can't hide that insult next to another face. It's scribbled out but I know when I'm being insulted

[Quinn]

I am controlling my dickish nature. Now be nice and don't give me things to make fun of.