[posted before Cameron's party]

[princeprincess]

[Warded to Ulysses]

I assume that you're going to Cam's birthday party tonight anyway, but...

How do you feel about humoring me and coming as my Actual Date?

Comments

[ulixes]

I Wait seriously or are you just messi Actually, I decided to stay home tonight. You know I hate a party. And a party at Cameron's? No, thanks.

But then again, you did ask awful nicely.

[princeprincess]

Oh, well, I'd hate to tear you away from whatever exciting plans you had at home. I'm sure Cameron's very small, understated party won't even be worthwhile.

[ulixes]

Oh yeah. Those are several words I associate with the Carneys.

3 guesses as to who ghost-wrote this and the 1st two don't count

[ulixes]

On second thought, I guess maybe my reading plans can wait. We can

Actually, forget what i said earlier. Firstly, I apologize, on account of I'm thoughtless and not funny. Second, I would love to go with you take you to Cameron's birthday party, if you're still interested. And I can pick you up. If you want.

[princeprincess]

[princeprincess]

[...]

Are you alright?

I wouldn't mind that, if you're so inclined. I'll even consider this [...] grave offense forgiven if you do so. We'll be perfectly even and I'll let you reclaim the titles of "thoughtful" and "funny".

[ulixes]

cool thanks Also, Cricket says I oughta be bringin' you flowers, but to be honest, I Is my dignity over next to my sense of humor or when will death take m I GIVE UP

I'll take that deal. Though thoughtful might just be out of reach.

But anyway. Party time. Should be fun.