[posted before Cameron's party]

[threatens]

[Ro]

Yo.

I'm sneaking out.

[Reid]

Dude, I'm Apparating to Chicago to get you. You better open the door.

[Clementine]

Hey. You going to Carney's party?

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Stokers

[browbeats]

New York was my attempt to blow off steam.

[...]

What time would you be home?

How much are you planning to drink?

Is Reid going to be there?

Don't you dare Apparate drunk or I will actually kill you.

Stokers

[threatens]

You and your nerd-ass lists.

Midnight? Before Mom and Dad get home from their what-the-fuck-ever.

Not enough that I end up Apparating drunk. Ha, bet you thought I wasn't reading.

Yeah, I'm gonna drag him there with me.

Stokers

[browbeats]

One of these days my nerd-ass lists are going to save your ass and you'll learn to appreciate them more.

If you're not home when they come in that door I am probably not lying for you.

I'm pretty sure you pride yourself on not reading. But if you get too drunk to Apparate, just ask me. Unless you're scared of my lectures. Don't get splinched because you're scared of the awesome power of my eye rolling.

Don't let him die playing Never Have I Ever with a bunch of spoiled brats.

He might be getting a very similar list of threats/conditions.

Stokers

[threatens]

You already have Hey, they already have. Why do you think I keep trying to steal your class notes?

Fine, midnight on the dot like I'm fuckin Cinderella. They'll probably be too smashed to notice.

Whatever. Too long, didn't read.

Isn't that up to Reid? He's a free man, Ro. Unlike us.

He respects you, y'know. You don't have to scare him.

Stokers

[browbeats]

• They're never too smashed to yell, though, just in case they do notice.
• Oh shut up.
• Don't let your friend die.
• I'm not trying to scare him. I just don't know how else to take care of talk to people. Do you?