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[insightfulness]

FUCK HERBOLOGY
Herbology can die in a fire
I really hate 


I can feel my herbology grade slipping again. Why does this class insist on being a dark plague in my road to becoming a healer? Of all the stupid requirements to get into college. I need a break. I'm overwhelmed, I'm going to have a nervous break down and I really don't need this right now

I need candy.

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[insightfulness]

What kind of candy..

[dumb_ass]

What kind of candy do you like?

[insightfulness]

Mostly all of it, honestly.

[dumb_ass]

I've got chocolate, (M&Ms and a hershey's bar) and I've got sour gummy worms. And those granny caramels, you know, werthers? Except they're coffee flavored.

[insightfulness]

Who eats coffee flavored ANYTHING?

[...]

I want sour gummy worms.

[dumb_ass]

UM DO YOU NOT LIKE COFFEE?

I passed Herbology last year so, I can probably help you out.

[insightfulness]

It tastes like.. dirt.

I'm probably a lost cause at this point, but if you're giving me sour gummy worms..

[dumb_ass]

Excuse me not all of it tastes like dirt and I will spend the next year and a half proving that to you.

No one is a lost cause. I got you. Let's study. I'll open up the big pack of gummy worms.

[insightfulness]

You'll never make me like coffee. Never! Like Neverland.

You've got
What

All right, you got me. Wait. I didn't mean it like that

[dumb_ass]

JUST YOU WAIT.

Oh do I? No don't say that

Wait actually let me go to you. I'll bring the candy.

[insightfulness]

I'm going to make a coffee alarm that goes off every time you come near me with something remotely coffee flavored. If you try to poison me with it then I'll set my wand to stun.

You just want to come here so you can scope out my cabin for April Fool plots, don't you?

[dumb_ass]

No I just [...] don't want you walking alone at night.

[insightfulness]

Are you concerned about me

You worried I might get kidnapped by a forest monster?

[dumb_ass]

Actually, yes. That is exactly why I don' twant you walking here alone.

[insightfulness]

Nothing has tried to come after me yet. Well, I thought a bush was trying to eat my shoes once, but we don't really talk about that.

[dumb_ass]

Nothing came after Ulysses until it did, either.

Don't make me sick a Prefect on you.

[insightfulness]

Why are you allowed to go out where it's dangerous but I'm not? Shouldn't I be sicking a Prefect on YOU?

[dumb_ass]

Because I'm not as attractive appealing to forest monsters.

[insightfulness]

And what makes me so appealing??

[dumb_ass]

Girls smell better.

Oh now Chris remembers you. You're the drunk girl who said a shoe was eating your bush

[bambae]

LMAO BUSH EATING SHOE ACTUALLY

[insightfulness]

no she said it in reverse in one comment and then corrected herself and that is all Chris remembers

[bambae]

i truly have a horrific memory but i am laughing to death at this

[insightfulness]

he will refer to her as the shoe bush girl until he graduates Bc it was hilarious

[bambae]