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[jerras]

Anyone knows any effective de-glittering methods? Preferably taking less than five seconds.

Warded to Asher
Okay. So. Do you honestly think this reformed thing is working for me? Because it is frankly exhausting to be good and I think I'm not really all that great at it anyway. It's no secret that I've done some shitty things in the past and maybe am still doing when I take steps to try to fix certain things it only feels like I'm digging an even bigger hole. And then there are those people that I just naturally react to in a certain way and I don't even know what the fuck is my deal but I can't seem to stop.

This is about Park and Ulysses and maybe Vee. Okay, largely Vee. I am a bit of a dick and apparently my talking to her is just making her worse or something. Park and Ulysses are both shitheads and I like being a shithead back too. Like kinda a lot. But also this necessarily means that I am failing majorly on the whole 'better person' plan I think.

I really hope you speak the language of rambling bullshit, because that is all my thoughts apparently amount to right now.

PS: Avoid our cabin for the moment if you can. Or like levitate your way in and out if you absolutely have to get back. There are glitter-traps everywhere. That may or may not be my fault too.

Comments

[noblewon]

Don't let anyone lie to you. Glitter is damn hard to get off. You'll think it's all gone but, three months from now, you'll find it in your hair again.

[jerras]

I am beginning to realise that. How has someone not invented a spell for this already. They'd be rolling in it.

[noblewon]

That's why glitter is so insidious. It's like a force of nature.

[jerras]

It's the last 25% that is the most difficult to be rid of, tbh.

[noblewon]

Exactly. You get so much off in the shower, or you vanish it, or you lint roller it off, and you're like, yes, we are almost there. But that is the cruel illusion.

I've wandered into... a lot of Robin's glitter bombs.

[jerras]

Oh. Robin specialises in these does he?

[noblewon]

Robin specializes in crazy shit. Because some day The Man is coming to steal his shit or take him to gitmo or bug his place or all of the above, I don't know.

But he can also teach you how to fish with a stick and a paper clip, so.

[jerras]

I see. And Robin is a senior Coppertale yes?

[noblewon]

Yeah, he is.

[jerras]

And is he close to Christopher Park?

[bambae]

Nope

[jerras]

The bambi doth protest too much?

[bambae]

Fuck you.

[jerras]

You wish, but no thanks.

[bambae]

oh fuck off, that's a gay as fuck come back.

[noblewon]

Yeah.

What's this line of questions about, now?

[jerras]

It's interesting that Robin specialises in glitter traps and is close to Christopher Park and the Ribbonfin cabin just suddenly has glitter traps, is all.

[noblewon]

Robin specializes in traps in general - we talked him out of the bear traps in freshman year. Glitter bombs aren't super uncommon, though.

But if you'd like to make a formal complaint, I can look into it.

[jerras]

Aren't you a bit quick to
Well no. I was mostly just pointing out this series of suspicious coincidences to a listening audience.

[bambae]

He also has a pillow that bites. Let's hope you don't meet that asshole.

[jerras]

Why the fuck does one need a fighting pillow
Wouldn't have a clue what you're talking about.

[bambae]

Lmao sure.

[jerras]

Why did something devastating happen to you?

[bambae]

Nope.

Did you get punched by a pillow, Jer?

[jerras]

Was it too much to take, Bambi?