Scribbled around 10am...

[jijmjr]

3/8/10

• Miscalculation of coordinates?


• Breach of anti-apparition zone (?!)


• Pockets of lost memory?


• Possible [...] movement through time?

[...]

Odie is gonna be so pissed.

Comments

[solveforx]

You feelin okay?

[jijmjr]

Not particularly. My notebook is talking to me.

[solveforx]

Oh no. Even the brightest mind of our generation.

[jijmjr]

Me?

[solveforx]

Definitely you.

[jijmjr]

[...]

How old am I?

[solveforx]

Like...eighteen, I think? Right?

Aw man, dude. You should probably get to the lodge and find a teach.

[...]

You know where the lodge is, right?

[jijmjr]

Oh, fuck.

No?

I can figure it out though. I've seen the map in the brochure.

What did I do?

[solveforx]

Shit dude Are you at Azurcrest? Oh my god you won't know that, either

Hey, man, I'm tryin' to find a teach right now. I'll let them know you're in a pickle. Just hang tight.

[jijmjr]

Thanks, man.

Do you think I can eat these hohos on my (???) desk?

[solveforx]

In my expert opinion, if a package of hohos is left out without a name tag and no one is around to claim it, those hohos are free.

Feast, my friend.

[jijmjr]

You get me, man(?). Thing? How do I know I'm talking to another human? You all seem very calm about this.

[solveforx]

Sometimes I wonder but definitely mostly human, here.

And of course I get you, bro. We are on the ~same wavelength~. Hopefully soon you'll remember this.

[jijmjr]

Mostly? This day is nuts.

What's your name? Are we friends?

[solveforx]

You're tellin' me, man.

My name's Xavier. And yeah, we get up to science mischief on the reg. Also jigs, from time to time.

[jijmjr]

You sound fricking cool.

Is Gooseberry a good STEM school? Did I make a good choice?

[quinning]

[Quinn just draws a checkmark beside Xavier's "eighteen."]

Quinn/Xavier

[solveforx]

I'm so tired I wish I were dead and I'm not even a prefect. I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD LUNCH YET.

I, like, have a new appreciation for everything you guys do now.

[...]

Wait you aren't like all jacked up too or anything are you?

Quinn/Xavier

[quinning]

Welcome, Xavier Lewis, to Hell.

No, I (unfortunately?) seem to remember everything. You're fine?

Quinn/Xavier

[solveforx]

Perdition, Utah. Population: us.

I can't decide if forgetting would've been great or awful? But I'm good. I think my whole cabin escaped it. Ribbongent immune systems workin' in overdrive, I guess.

Quinn/Xavier

[quinning]

Is that what that movie was ab

I've never wanted to be a fish so badly as I do right now. Laurel's been hit with it and Grey doesn't even know what quidditch is.

Quinn/Xavier

[solveforx]

And I thought Jesse getting hit with this was bad. It frightens me that I live in a world where it's possible for Etta to not know what quidditch is.

Quinn/Xavier

[quinning]

Do you ever wonder if MACUSA uses this school to cherry-pick their most promising Hit Wizard and Auror candidates?

Quinn/Xavier

[solveforx]

Sometimes I wonder if this isn't just some secret MACUSA test facility, in general. Subject developing minds to weird bullshit and see what happens? Weapons research and junk. Sounds like one of Youngblood's brochures.

Surviving this place should guarantee you an auror position if you want it, honestly.

Quinn/Xavier

[quinning]

God, where do I sign up.