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[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Our lockers in the lodge are generously sized, but if I keep growing, at this rate there's no way I'll be able to accidentally fall inside mine and lock it from within. Silly me. I'm so clumsy. I suppose that's one less thing I'll need to worry about when I'm starting Animagus Studies or Occlumency.

Upperclassmen who are in those Advanced Studies, which one do you think I ought to pick? I qualify for both.

[Warded to Sylvester Stoker]

The second Lilywhite lets you drag yourself back into duelling with your tail between your legs, I'm challenging you. I want you to get ready, I want you to spend hours practising, and then I want you to fail miserably as I demonstrate once again that you're nothing special.

[Warded to Sylla Borgin]

Sylla, I want to get serious about duelling. I've challenged Stoker to a duel when he rejoins the club, and I want to teach him a lesson. Your help has been greatly appreciated, but I suppose what I'm saying is...

This time, I want to be the one who gets banned.

[Warded to Magdalen]

Thank you for helping me. I know I already said it, but...

I just... I'm very grateful you're here. When you graduate I don't know what I'll do.

Comments

[stclair]

Join Occlumency, I'm gunning for that next year. ;*

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Animagus Studies it is.

I hope I'm something intimidating.

[stclair]

WHAT. Calvin, sweetie. Honey. Baby. Come on.

I hope you're something CUTE AS HELL. Like a fuzzy spider. Or a cobra with a little flicky tongue. Or, OOH. Pufferfish? Know how you Ribbonfins love a theme.

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Only one of those words was my name.

All of those options sound acceptable since then you couldn't touch me without being in some degree of pain.

[riledup]

I spent 3 hours stuck in a trunk last year an

But, like, isn't it a good thing that you won't be able to fit in the lockers anymore??

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

That's precisely what I was trying to say. You could probably stand at full height inside one of them, but I have to hunch over horribly. My neck still aches.

[paytee.insanejournal.com]

Ooh been there done that. Them growth spurts get better, promise. You got to the sore ankles part yet?

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Yes. And I'm hungry all the time.

[paytee.insanejournal.com]

Ah see that never seemed like part of the deal for me, but I reckon that's just a Cajun thing, always starving.

[bambae]

What? You're Cajun? Are you sure?

I feel like you've never mentioned this before. In the last four years.

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Must be why you're so tall.

[puphart]

You might be pregnant! Congratulations, Calvin!

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

I mean, there are several reasons why that's not the case, and I bet you can figure them out for yourself.

Calvin

[sylla]

Well I suppose I cannot be your accomplice if I am back at Hogwarts, can I?

I may have some ideas.

Sylla/Calvin

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Thank you. Consider getting to see at least one last inappropriately violent fight a going away present before you leave.

Sylla/Calvin

[sylla]

I can owl Daddy back home to send some of my favourite books I left behind, there are some quite dastardly curses that fell out of dueling vogue prior to the Victorian era.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Merlin, again?

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Of course again.

[...]

It's fine. I'm fine. Just a few bruises from trying to get all my limbs to fit. That growth spurt was so exciting over the summer, but I really regret it now.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Stoker?

Calvin

[noblewon]

Are you okay?

Tess/Calvin

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Well, he didn't kill me, so I won't be joining the dead boy of Gooseberry this week.

Tess/Calvin

[noblewon]

Do you want me to intervene? I'll keep my nose out if you don't want me to, but I can try to help.

Maggie & Calvin

[momblogger]

It was teamwork! I couldn't have opened it without you.

You have Ree. And at this rate, Sy won't be around this time next year because he will have been expelled. I will go to Ms. Vector if you'd like. I don't want to wait to catch him in the act again.

[unregrettable]

Occlumency's probably more useful, especially if you want to go into law enforcement, but Animagus Studies is cooler.

[orangepip]

You accidentally managed to lock yourself in your own locker? How?