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[sairaza]

You are correct, children. I do wish deeply to step on every single one of you individually and as a group.

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[quickbuck]

Sounds like they'd enjoy it.

[sairaza]

One hopes.

[quickbuck]

Whatever you're into.

[uponawire]

That's very generous of you.

[sairaza]

Occasionally I can be.

[kingofthefairies]

WAit what

[sairaza]

Evidently, there is a freshman who wishes for me to step on him or her.

[kingofthefairies]

There is HONESTLY something wrong with literally all of them

[destructobot]

(Imagine a semi-clever comment in this space.)

[sairaza]

Not stilettos.

Try to contain your sorrow.

[destructobot]

Cruel even for me.

[sairaza]

Take comfort in the fact that you are not a little child and so I have no desire to step on you, whatever my footgear.

[destructobot]

Not even figuratively?

[hisshiss]

aim for the soft spots

[sairaza]

I always do.

[gonnabefamous]

Well, sure, I mean, why not?

[sairaza]

Do you too wish to tread upon the children?

[gonnabefamous]

Me? Nah, I'm not the treading type. Well, except on accident, on account of I'm pretty tall and all.