goosey doo and the novel idea

[hisshiss]

alright which one of you fucks been fightin with my pillow this fuckin time

[Scooby Crew - Chris & Tess]

hey gang

I got a novel fucking idea

Comments

[bambae]

Since when? Like what's the time line here?

[warded to scooby crew]

This should be good.

[hisshiss]

idk man i came back from astro last night & it looked like its feelings were hurt

[scooby doos]
k hear me out

lets be nice

[bambae]

[...] I did call it a little bitch last night

[Scooby crew]

What

[hisshiss]

why you gotta hurt everything I love

[Scooby Crew]
you know nice, bitches is always tellin you to do it

like on anon

[bambae]

Because your pillow was being an asshole.

[scooby doos]

I am being fucking nice already.

You think we should be nice to the thing in the woods?

Like bring it cupcakes

Or like on the post?

Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

like on the post

get its attention

i mean we could give it cupcakes too but id eat em & just tell you i gave em to the woods shit

Re: Scooby Crew

[bambae]

Wouldn't being nice look disingenuous

Under the presumption that anon can read this?

I'm bringing it fucking cupcakes without you

Imma eat cupcakes in the grotto with anon without you

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

maybe itll think we made great strides in our personal development

or some shit

& fuck you

ima throw a goddamn tea party with anon in the grotto w/o you

Re: Scooby Crew

[bambae]

Bet

Let's see who the fuck can woo anon better.

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

ima ask anony to the dance

Re: Scooby Crew

[bambae]

I'm gonna write it a heart felt letter.

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

ima remember its birthday

Re: Scooby Crew

[bambae]

I'm gonna tell it its pretty in my heart felt letter

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

you dont even fucking know what it looks like

what if its a squonk

Re: Scooby Crew

[bambae]

Don't matter

It's still pretty to me

You Keep talking shit, you're gonna get hit

Scooby Crew

[noblewon]

[Inkblotch]

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

sup

Re: Scooby Crew

[noblewon]

What a [...] novel idea.

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

you believe in me

I can tell

Scooby Crew

[noblewon]

Oh?

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

yeah man but its changed now ima ask anon to the dance & win its heart

Re: Scooby Crew

[noblewon]

That's nice.

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

also gonna do it faster then park

Re: Scooby Crew

[noblewon]

Go forth and compete.

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

YOUR SUPPORT MEANS ALOT TO ME THERESA

Re: Scooby Crew

[noblewon]

Who the fuck is Theresa

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

your mom sent me a family newsletter

Re: Scooby Crew

[noblewon]

Don't let her lie.

Theresa is my twin who was too dumb to get into GB. Its mom's great shame.

Re: Scooby Crew

[hisshiss]

does she fuckin appreciate alt moonlanding realities

Re: Scooby Crew

[noblewon]

Probably not. She's terribly dull.