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Dude I think Jade is into me

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We're in love.

You are not

You can be the ring-bearer at our wedding.

You don't even like Micah!

I was seduced.

his flirting makes you uncomfortable

Uncomfortable with my own sinful thoughts.

STOP

I'm not asking anyone. You have three choices. It's tricky.

If Ana, Hazel, and Jade we all tied to train tracks and you only had time to save one, who would it be?

that's super messed up dude

Just trying to help.

You could make a pros and cons list.

FINE. who should i start with

Jade. Also, you can't put "cute" on the list.

PROS
- super hot
- she's in event committee
- she dumped a bucket of water on my head
- she's friends with essie so we could go on a double date
- we'll be the best-dressed couple at prom

CONS
- she's mean to me sometimes
- most likely to reject me
- she's friends with ariadne so we might have to go on a double date

"Super hot" is in the spirit of cute. Strike it. Also, put "mean" twice because I'm afraid she's going to beat you up.

If you didn't want me to include "super hot" you should've been more specific

You can only include descriptions of their cuteness IF you're going to scale them accurately and fairly relative to each other. Otherwise, it's meaningless.

Fine.

Hotness
Jade
Hazel
Ana

Cuteness
Ana
Hazel
Jade

Meanness
Jade
Hazel
Ana

I get it.

So who do I ask?

You know how you always say no risk no reward?

yes??

[ ... ] Skip the reward. Stay safe. Ask someone nicer than Jade ~~who you clearly like the most.~~

Edited (cash rarely strikes shit but when he does) 2017-04-19 00:22 (UTC)

Ffffine.

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longcons - 2017-04-19 00:27 (UTC) - Expand

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