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[dumb_ass]

I'm now in a relationship with like half the school, right?

[Warded to Reece, Ennis, Levi, and Jaime]

Do any of you know Bianca well?

I'm trying to figure out if I should do a you know.

Whatever they call them.

Promposal or something.

God help me

Comments

[neattrick]

okay have fun with your 79 boyfriends and girlfriends

[dumb_ass]

Thanks, Clem! It's gonna be fantastic.

[neattrick]

polygamy's illegal tho so no weddings

[dumb_ass]

We're in Utah, Clem. They just overruled co-habitation and polygamy totally legal. I just can't get multiple marriage licenses. Weddings are TOTALLY a go.

[neattrick]

supremacy clause

[dumb_ass]

Why are you trying to ruin my life, Clem?

[neattrick]

i just don't think 80 people should get married

[dumb_ass]

But it was going to be so sweet.

[gdilevi]

THEN DON'T MARRY EIGHTY PEOPLE, CLEM.

[dumb_ass]

JUST LET US LIVE OUR LIVES.

[gdilevi]

I DON'T KNOW HOW INSURANCE WILL BE DIVVIED UP BUT I'M SURE THE 79 OTHER SIBLING-SPOUSES WILL FIGURE IT OUT.

(I was going for gender neutral sister-wives, but...)

[dumb_ass]

Whoa, Levi, pls. Don't ever say that again.

WE ALL GET A COPAY! We all divy up in twos, share insurance etc.

[gdilevi]

Sister-wives.

Brother-husbands.

Sibling-spouses.

omg they have matching gross faces

[dumb_ass]

It still sounds weird when you break it down.