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oscar zabinsky drinks mystery potions ([personal profile] dumb_ass) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh2017-04-17 09:41 pm

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I'm now in a relationship with like half the school, right?

[Warded to Reece, Ennis, Levi, and Jaime]

Do any of you know Bianca well?

I'm trying to figure out if I should do a you know.

Whatever they call them.

Promposal or something.

God help me
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Da Boyz

[personal profile] gdilevi 2017-04-18 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T KNOW HER WELL, BUT HURRY UP AND ASK HER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES. That's been my advice to everyone who's asked so far. Everyone at this school moves QUICK, Oscar, they move QUICK at the end of the year. It's like a fucking Black Friday sale where you hear about Muggles trampling each other for discounted TVs. Except instead of Black Friday, it's the month before prom. Instead of Muggles, it's teenage wizards. Instead of discounted TVs, it's PROM DATES.

Alternatively, do what I've always done and skip prom to go get high with someone you wanna bang instead.
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Da Boyz

[personal profile] gdilevi 2017-04-18 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S SO CHASTE AND PURE OF YOU, OZZY. But, yeah, don't delay on asking her so you can secure her for Prom. The whole reason me and Cecil started dating was because I didn't want any other fuckos hogging all the dances with him. GET IN THERE AND GET A MONOPOLY ON HER TIME AND AFFECTION, ZABINSKY.

Oh, yeah. I mean, don't get high with Bianca BUT if you don't end up asking her to prom or if someone asks her first, you can always skip it and get high.

... Actually, probably don't do that.
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Da Boyz

[personal profile] gdilevi 2017-04-18 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Did she catch that memory bug or did you just have the good ol' drunken heart-to-heart?

Look, I forget that you're not me so "get high and fool around with someone else" isn't really a reasonable suggestion.