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[dumb_ass]

I'm now in a relationship with like half the school, right?

[Warded to Reece, Ennis, Levi, and Jaime]

Do any of you know Bianca well?

I'm trying to figure out if I should do a you know.

Whatever they call them.

Promposal or something.

God help me

Comments

Da Boyz

[gdilevi]

I DON'T KNOW HER WELL, BUT HURRY UP AND ASK HER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES. That's been my advice to everyone who's asked so far. Everyone at this school moves QUICK, Oscar, they move QUICK at the end of the year. It's like a fucking Black Friday sale where you hear about Muggles trampling each other for discounted TVs. Except instead of Black Friday, it's the month before prom. Instead of Muggles, it's teenage wizards. Instead of discounted TVs, it's PROM DATES.

Alternatively, do what I've always done and skip prom to go get high with someone you wanna bang instead.

Da Boyz

[dumb_ass]

WE'RE GOING ON A SECOND DATE THIS WEEKEND AND IF IT GOES WELL WE'RE GOING TO BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND OH GOD THAT SOUNDS SO STUPID WHEN I SAY IT OUT LOUD BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE SHE'S GONNA BE MY GIRLFRIEND IF I DON'T FUCK IT UP.

Then she like, can't go to Prom with someone else, right? That's a rule isn't it?

[...] I don't know if she does that. A month seems quick to get down to bangin I mean I've hardly even made out I'm such a nerd Shit I need to start writing facts down somewhere so I don't fuck up.

Da Boyz

[gdilevi]

THAT'S SO CHASTE AND PURE OF YOU, OZZY. But, yeah, don't delay on asking her so you can secure her for Prom. The whole reason me and Cecil started dating was because I didn't want any other fuckos hogging all the dances with him. GET IN THERE AND GET A MONOPOLY ON HER TIME AND AFFECTION, ZABINSKY.

Oh, yeah. I mean, don't get high with Bianca BUT if you don't end up asking her to prom or if someone asks her first, you can always skip it and get high.

... Actually, probably don't do that.

Da Boyz

[dumb_ass]

CHASTE AND PURE IS GOOD RIGHT? I WANT TO BE THOSE THINGS?? I'm trying dude. We had a set-back with her not remembering I told her how much I liked her at the Grotto party and yeah.

[...] You're giving me a lot of mixed signals here, Levi.

Da Boyz

[gdilevi]

Did she catch that memory bug or did you just have the good ol' drunken heart-to-heart?

Look, I forget that you're not me so "get high and fool around with someone else" isn't really a reasonable suggestion.

Da Boyz

[dumb_ass]

I caught the memory bug and she caught the good ol' drunken heart-to-heart. So it was extra forgetful and weird.

True, true. I'm not as adorable and all that. I'll probably just drink alone in my cabin and mope if she says no.