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[dumb_ass]

I'm now in a relationship with like half the school, right?

[Warded to Reece, Ennis, Levi, and Jaime]

Do any of you know Bianca well?

I'm trying to figure out if I should do a you know.

Whatever they call them.

Promposal or something.

God help me

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Da Boyz - lmfao IT HAPPENS. they have social overlap sometimes

[sheepish]

Flowers and maybe a note attached to the flowers if you think you're going to stutter? So she can read it and be surprised and you won't trip over your words? That's what I would probably do...? But I've never asked anyone to anything so I'm not an expert or anything. It's all hypothetical.

But I don't know if I'd like flowers with a note because then I'd have to read the note in front of the person while they watch me... Um... Okay, so maybe just flowers and then you ask her?


I did have fun today, yes! I didn't think I'd be hit at all. I'm glad the betrayal tactic caught on, though!

Da Boyz - this is what happens when you have so many amazing characters

[dumb_ass]

I'll probably trip over my words and say something stupid but it would be much less awkward to have her read a note in front of me.

It surprises me every day people can even read my journal stuff because my handwriting is so bad. Why don't you ask anyone, Ennis? 'Cause you don't want to? You seem like you'd be good at it, your advice is very solid.

Betrayal, everyone's favorite way to win Dyngus Day! C'mon En, you had to know at least I would get you! We're BFFS.

Da Boyz - trash king and sweaty prince at your service

[sheepish]

It's never too late to learn sign language?

I don't know who to ask and I don't know how to ask and I'm really not very good at dancing so I would hate to hold anyone back from having a good time. I'd probably kill the flowers before I even asked by wringing my hands around them too much. I'm probably better at giving advice about things I know nothing about?

You're going on a second date, right? Maybe you can ask her at the end of it if things go well?

Da Boyz - they're so beautiful *sob*

[dumb_ass]

Maybe Milo can teach me.

Have you ever liked someone? I'm probably better at advice like that, too.

This whole conversation is making me sweat. It's too soon.

But also someone else's could ask her.

Someone give me a calming draught!

Da Boyz

[sheepish]

Tell him it's for a good cause.

I've liked [...] people? Everyone has, right? I know it's weird, but I don't mind at all if it's not reciprocated. So please don't worry about advice? Let's focus on you instead!

I could make you a calming draught or some more of that antiperspirant paste? Try not to become too reliant on the paste, though, or it'll have adverse effects.

I think if she already agreed to a second date with you, she'll happily agree to prom? She already likes you so the hard part is over with!

Da Boyz

[dumb_ass]

He's a nice dude. I think he'll help me out here.

Yeah, most people have. Okay okay. But another time, Ennis, and we're going to Focusing on me is just weird.

What kind of adverse effects? A calming draught is preferable, then. I don't want extra sweating because I used too much paste to stop sweating so much.

TRUE, TRUE. Okay, tentative plan is to ask her at the end of the date.

Da Boyz

[sheepish]

Okay, you can focus a little bit on me if it makes you feel less weird? But you're going to be disappointed.

If you use too much too often, it can block your sweat glands and cause you to overheat and your body will overcompensate by sweating profusely out of a different part of your body. Like your feet or the back of your knees. [...] Sometimes my thighs get really sweaty.

Second date is this weekend, right? So that's plenty of time to get flowers! I believe in you!

Da Boyz

[dumb_ass]

You never disappoint me, Ennis. So is it just a lack of interest in really wanting to get closer to someone like that or fear?

[...] All of that sounds really awful. Maybe I'll learn deep breathing exercises or something.

Yes, it is! Okay okay, so I need [...] tulips and violets. Do you think Wilde can help me with that?

Da Boyz

[sheepish]

Both? The other couples on campus kind of intimidate me with how intensely into each other they are. I don't like anyone like that. I'm not even sure if I have crushes? They're more like strong admirations? I'm content watching them shine from afar, but I don't have any strong desire to kiss or do couple-y things? I'd rather play The Sims.

I think Wilde can help, yes! He's the president and founder of gardening club! I'll bet he has the prettiest flowers.