i have been WRACKING my brains to think up some good silly stuff for ulysses to own but i.... don't know? i feel like he has a lot of dipshit clothing but it's all of the "boating shoes" variety and not of the "ballin hat" variety. also, i think he would love about half of these items with all his garbage heart, so maybe he'll be inspired to purchase some shitty t-shirts from here on out