gooseberryhigh | Mr. Merrill's up to something.

Today after lunch Mr. Merrill sets up a large box in the atrium. (He was a big fan of the dance, by the way! He started an enthusiastic standing ovation even as the dancers and musicians were returning to their seats as though nothing had happened.)

"Now what I need from you kids is very important," he explains seriously. "I need all of you to find your silliest item of clothing, and then I need you to put it in this box." He pats it for emphasis. It's a bottomless wooden box with a lid that lifts on heavy-duty hinges. Items put in can't be taken back out, in the interest of stopping potential thieves, but Mr. Merrill will retrieve items for you if you change your mind.

He promises that all items will be returned to you over the weekend, but does suggest that no one donate anything they couldn't live without.

What this means is that we would like the students of Gooseberry to reply to this post with a description (or a link to a photo) of an unusual, silly, ugly or unique item of clothing (or accessory) that they might have in their possession. You'll find out why tomorrow!

BRIBERY: The person who donates Mr. Merrill's favorite* item of clothing/accessory will get a Felix Felicis Laced candy, as detailed here. You have until midnight tonight (11:59 PM 4/20).

The same character may make multiple donations.

* The one that makes the mods laugh the hardest.

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The person who donates Mr. Merrill's favorite* item of clothing/accessory will get a Felix Felicis Laced candy, as detailed here. You have until midnight tonight (11:59 PM 4/20).

* The one that makes the mods laugh the hardest.

OH MY GOSH

I GET TO DECIDE WHICH SWEATER OF QUINN'S IS THE WORST?????

IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS

K guys ACTUALLY here with a request: which roomie/close friend is going to force her to donate a sweater at all, as well as a specific one

Is it even possible that all of her friends don't insist she donate a sweater?

Bc they're pretty awful sweaters.

Oh god I want them to band together for a sweater intervention so much. She insists they are not awful.

Chris is trying his damnedest

Laurel is the first friend cancelled from this intervention.

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i got drunk at work (SURPRISE / ACADEMIA) so i'm posting some terrible sweaters now

Edited (laurel is Too Good a friend for quinn) 2017-04-21 03:21 (UTC)

i have been WRACKING my brains to think up some good silly stuff for ulysses to own but i.... don't know? i feel like he has a lot of dipshit clothing but it's all of the "boating shoes" variety and not of the "ballin hat" variety. also, i think he would love about half of these items with all his garbage heart, so maybe he'll be inspired to purchase some shitty t-shirts from here on out

can the other EJB just put his like boat shoes in there with a note that says "Worn unironically"

PLEASE lmfao roommate intervention #2, along with quinns sweaters. they need help, people. they're SICK.

"this is for your own good quayle"

THIS IS MY PROBLEM

What ridiculous clothing does cam own
What would he love without irony
What would he be willing to give up

i was like 50 tabs deep on my riley search when i realized she loves every single thing i had open and needed to start over

right they're both so awful

honestly the remaining EJBs* should all betray each other and submit something from someone else's wardrobe

*wilde is too cool and ironic and self aware

by the end of it they've all dumped the entirety of each other's wardrobes into the box

NO MORE SEQUINS CARNEY INTO THE BOX IT GOES

and then later they all turn up at merrill's office like ".... can i have my boat shoes back :("

They all show up in mismatched clothing, it's all they own now, everything else is gone.

In an ideal world he tells them no and they are made to suffer.

Mr. Merrill's up to something.

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