gooseberryhigh | Mr. Merrill's up to something.

Today after lunch Mr. Merrill sets up a large box in the atrium. (He was a big fan of the dance, by the way! He started an enthusiastic standing ovation even as the dancers and musicians were returning to their seats as though nothing had happened.)

"Now what I need from you kids is very important," he explains seriously. "I need all of you to find your silliest item of clothing, and then I need you to put it in this box." He pats it for emphasis. It's a bottomless wooden box with a lid that lifts on heavy-duty hinges. Items put in can't be taken back out, in the interest of stopping potential thieves, but Mr. Merrill will retrieve items for you if you change your mind.

He promises that all items will be returned to you over the weekend, but does suggest that no one donate anything they couldn't live without.

What this means is that we would like the students of Gooseberry to reply to this post with a description (or a link to a photo) of an unusual, silly, ugly or unique item of clothing (or accessory) that they might have in their possession. You'll find out why tomorrow!

BRIBERY: The person who donates Mr. Merrill's favorite* item of clothing/accessory will get a Felix Felicis Laced candy, as detailed here. You have until midnight tonight (11:59 PM 4/20).

The same character may make multiple donations.

* The one that makes the mods laugh the hardest.

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Reece dumps the bronze suit that Cris gave him for the masquerade into the box. It was honestly going above and beyond the call of duty to have even worn it once at all.

Edited (why did i capitalize bronze suit) 2017-04-20 20:03 (UTC)

The person who donates Mr. Merrill's favorite* item of clothing/accessory will get a Felix Felicis Laced candy, as detailed here. You have until midnight tonight (11:59 PM 4/20).

* The one that makes the mods laugh the hardest.

Ari donates a pair of shutter shades she won playing skeeball with Ulysses.

Levi donates his three-eyed cat shirt that Cecil hates and this hoodie of an alien eating pizza. He also has a Naruto headband for some reason.

Ennis donates this jacket that looks like a green dementor. The sleeves have thumb holes in them.

Maggie donates these size 11 wedge sneakers she regrets purchasing. They were totally the trend in 2013. She'll also throw in these cat pinafores: 1, 2, and 3.

This is one of Clem's favorite shirts, which she wears regularly, and she hopes she gets it back unharmed.

teenage mutant ninja martens

Ursula donates the very large dead beetle that she was gifted back in January. Why the heck does she still have this.

Probably actually wears this shirt more than he should. Into the box it goes.

Here Mr. Merrill, have a bug hat from Lucas.

OH MY GOSH

I GET TO DECIDE WHICH SWEATER OF QUINN'S IS THE WORST?????

IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS

K guys ACTUALLY here with a request: which roomie/close friend is going to force her to donate a sweater at all, as well as a specific one

Is it even possible that all of her friends don't insist she donate a sweater?

Bc they're pretty awful sweaters.

Oh god I want them to band together for a sweater intervention so much. She insists they are not awful.

Face shoes. These are Laurel's favorite for dressing up, and she wears them completely unironically.

Robin donates his favorite tinfoil hat. He made it himself.

Doesn't care if he gets this cap back.

Edited 2017-04-20 22:47 (UTC)

For the record, Riley thinks all of these clothes are crazy hella amazing and are more unique than silly, but whatever. She contributes her awesome and eye-catching sequined jeans, her incredibly versatile and stylish fishnet pants, and a boob shirt. Just a boob shirt.

Edited (I'LL GET THESE TAGS RIGHT DON'T WORRY Y'ALL) 2017-04-20 23:40 (UTC)

"Those are not pants" - Ari every time Riley wears fishnet pants.

Here is one of the t shirts from his brother's gym.
It's very creative and it's never been worn.

i have been WRACKING my brains to think up some good silly stuff for ulysses to own but i.... don't know? i feel like he has a lot of dipshit clothing but it's all of the "boating shoes" variety and not of the "ballin hat" variety. also, i think he would love about half of these items with all his garbage heart, so maybe he'll be inspired to purchase some shitty t-shirts from here on out

can the other EJB just put his like boat shoes in there with a note that says "Worn unironically"

After some contemplation, Bash drops in his zombie killing shirt ... and a Pretty Pretty Princess crown.

PLEASE lmfao roommate intervention #2, along with quinns sweaters. they need help, people. they're SICK.

THIS IS MY PROBLEM

What ridiculous clothing does cam own
What would he love without irony
What would he be willing to give up

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Reece trashcanning Cristiane Gifts

BRIBERY:

Ariadne

Levi & Ennis & Maggie

Clem

FAYE

Ursula

Xavier

Lucas

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Laurel

Robin

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Riley

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Leo

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Bash

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