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[get_fucked]

Okay, I need someone to get hurt to see if my senior project works.

[...] I'm kidding, don't freak out.

BUT if anyone has anything going on like headaches or a weird knee pain that they have that's chronic maybe, or someone sprained a toe, I need you.

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[get_fucked]

If that was crowing well, you do that so humbly too I dare say you're also the best crower.

oh no he laughed for real

[ulixes]

I am pretty impressive, aren't I? Guess I can list "bragging" right underneath "avoiding a beating" on my list of talents.

Don't tell Wilde we've been having this conversation. He thinks it'll go to my perfect head.

score one for penny!

[get_fucked]

Oh Wilde's an idiot anyway. He clearly doesn't know perfection when he sees it.

Don't let him get to your pretty, perfectly crown sized head.

[ulixes]

Vote Quayle/Prince for prom royalty! If you're worried about loyalty, I promise to employ Wilde as our court jester.

[get_fucked]

I already told Wilde to run for Princess instead.