gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

Um. I thought you meant stop extolling your virtues. Which I did? ~~I just thought it would be useful to do a little research.~~

Edited 2017-04-23 14:16 (UTC)

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yeah, fine, i can't argue that first point. due to potential issues of my own clarity while speaking or someshit. but, DUDE. not to sound like somebody's italian grandma or something, but you're giving me agita.

i don't need to make out with casey patterson. or anybody. it's fine.

nobody needs to make out with anybody. but it could be... y'know, nice.
and you deserve nice.

yeah, making out with people can be nice. it can also be horrendously embarrassing and can make people hate you for the rest of eternity. bit of a tossup there.

People can't hate you. It would be like hating a puppy.

some people hate puppies. and i can be annoying as shit and am nowhere near that endearing.

You're not annoying, Bash. Seriously. Why do you keep saying that?!?!

not all the time. just - definitely sometimes. i'm not trying to oversell here.

no. no. if I'm not pooling, you're not hating too. stop it.

Edited 2017-04-23 14:53 (UTC)

i'm not hating! i happen to be largely fond of myself. we do alright. as a human being. we're just also realistic in our fondness.

Are you seriously talking about yourself in plural now?

yup. screw it, we're making use of the royal we. zero fucks are given.

okay. just laying it all out in the open there.

my status as a royal is out now. these things happen.

I don't think anyone knew who I was though? I was very sneaky.

Edited 2017-04-23 14:17 (UTC)

~~that's because it probab~~

whatever. it's anon-post. there are so many horrifying options for who is talking to anyone at any moment.

yeah. I feel like I was talking to Casey 90% of the time anyway. all that about him being awesome. totally suspect.

well, if it made casey feel good about himself and his ability to be awesome, that's a positive thing? nothing wrong with feeling good about yourself. so yay for that. victory for somebody!

I don't think anything could make him not feel good about himself? I think that ego is fairly... robust.

everybody's got their issues. but a solid ego probably helps when people talk shit.

Point.

But also while we're on the subject, a couple questions:

1. Do you also think Casey's lips are kissable?
2. Do you think kissing senior boys is gross?

Edited 2017-04-23 14:24 (UTC)

~~why is this st~~ fine. in order.

1. i really haven't given the topic very much thought. in general. so.
2. right now, probably. seeing as some of them are 18 and i'm still 15 and that's a bit questionable and runs into some potential legality issues. three years isn't that big of a deal when you're older, i guess? but yes. now. bit gross for everyone.

1. probably a good thing. I don't think he's good news for you. let's have that down on record.
2. okay. so I guess that narrows down the ~~already small~~ pool.

3. any other no-nos I should be aware of?

Edited 2017-04-23 14:34 (UTC)

1. i wasn't terribly concerned with it. because all of this is not really his bag anyway.
2. there is no pool. we are pool-less. stop yourself now.
3. really. stop.

1. you're totally everyone's bag! or other fashion-accessory-of-preference!
2. butbutbut
3. what about a small little pond?

1. nobody is EVERYONE'S bag. that's not how bags work. you have to switch them out based on season and personal preference. and sometimes your outfit. or maybe your shoes.
a) i know way too much about bags. this is distressing.
2. no.
3. still no.

1. okay, I concede to your expertise on women's fashion accessories. but you are definitely a catch, bro. you're gonna make some boy very happy someday. a studmuffin. stuffin?

[...]
4. you need to go to more parties. ~~where kissing games live~~

1. you are saying so many words and about -5 of them make sense right now, dude. is a studmuffin like a sugar daddy? am i supposed to BE the sugar daddy or GET a sugar daddy? those are two very different concepts.

4. i go. sometimes.

1. I can't say -5 words. you are a derp. no, sugar daddy means sugar daddy. studmuffin is like a [...] very attractive male specimen? don't you ever dare look for a sugar daddy. ~~they'd eat you alive~~

[...]
I worry about your sense of survival so much sometimes, Bash. you have no idea.

4. okay. good. ~~we need to line up the bookings~~

1. is it? how many attractive male specimens have you been perusing, dude? and there ain't nothing wrong with having a sugar daddy. it's a perfectly respectable life choice.

i've successfully remained alive this long. i'm gonna be fine.

4. okay? yay, parties? (also: not having the correct amount of numbers in between these points is horrible, i'm just letting you know.)

1. I may have been [...] researching.
how is it that you can find kissing seniors gross but sugar daddies perfectly respectable?

it's no small miracle.

4. yes. yay parties. thank god for parties. (they represent different points as appropriately numbered in my head. it makes sense to me, shush.)

Edited 2017-04-23 15:06 (UTC)

1. oh. okay? you do you, dude. and i didn't say that i wanted one. i just said that it's a perfectly respectable life choice.

pft. i do fine.

4. thank god seems a bit strong. (i'm totally aware of it. and it MAKES perfect sense. it just looks weird and i sort of regret no longer having a second or third point.)

1. it's for purely innocent and researchy purposes! okay, but not the respectable life choice for you. just to be clear.

4. it's warranted ~~especially since you're not going to kiss boys on your own~~ (deal, Bash. my point system is perfect and I will hear no ill spoken of it.)

1. okay? i ain't gonnna judge you for perusing hot dudes. be a bit hypocritical, just in the first place. and if i reach a legal age and decide that i want a sugar daddy, that's totally my business. and whatever rich dude i'm hypothetically dating in this scenario. i guess it's his business too?

4. whatever you say, scribbles mcgee. (i'll just imagine the intervening points to myself. it's fine.)

Edited 2017-04-23 15:22 (UTC)

1. It's not what you think. But also: even at that stage he'd still need to go through me and ariel. And we will break him if he seems even the slightest bit dodgy.

4. I do say. (K good)

1. you don't need to defend your dude-perusing. your extracurriculars are your business, wonder woman. and you say that like ariel wouldn't be vetting them with me in this hypothetical scencario based on where they fell on the kinsey scale in regard to which one of us should be bagging said rich dude.

4. aye-aye, cap'n.

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