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[lilwitchhazel]

Welcome Home~ How much of you immortal soul does this buy me??? I even threw in a bit more no-maj money than promised ;)

[Inside the bag there are: Twenty dragots. $5.03: Three dollar bills that look like they've been shoved into some back corner of a drawer for a long while, five quarters, two dimes, nine nickels, and thirteen pennies. A really old piece of cinnamon gum. A rat 'sweater' that's more of a hoodie. But it does have dinosaurs on it.]

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ic reaction incoming but

[longcons]

i cant believe how many people were willing to bribe cash with actual human goods and/or services into not literally killing himself out of mild irritation

he loves you, hazel. and he learned something today. people are wild.

Re: ic reaction incoming but

[lilwitchhazel]

Hazel loves to give gifts, loves her Coppertale bros... and maybe was a little worried because she can't read Cash at all :DDD good job on successful survival, Cash.

Re: ic reaction incoming but

[ulixes]

sorry hazel he's a BLACK BOX it takes many years of training to decipher " :| " (obvious joke) from " :\ " (genuine distress) lmfaooo and honestly despite todd's slanderous-yet-believable lies, cash is, surprisingly, actually not all that fussy/particular BUT

he is perfectly content to encourage that rumour if it means people will pay him to do the things he was going to do anyway

he owes hazel one, though. this was hilarious, AND it proved she can be counted on to follow through with a bargain. he will return the rat sweater with sufficient ceremony.