i really wish she'd tried to ward this

[alapai]

Hey guys. Okay. Don't be a little snitch about this, but I've got to be real with you. Low key... I'm stoned and Ivy turned into a bird and honestly, I don't know if she can turn back.

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[insightfulness]

Are you sure you're not like REALLY high?

[rosenkrans]

Heyyyyyyyy! Congratulations to Ivy!!!

Tell her to peck the page twice to say "Thank you, Neil!"

(Unless you got a bad batch and are hallucinating right now, in which case oh noooooo, Anuhea. :( )

[tyhawkeswood]

You kinda snitched on yourself there, Anu.

[...]

Ivy didn't fly away, did she? Is she high too?

[solveforx]

[...]

[Warded to Anuhea]
Uh...

Congrats to Ivy on getting her Animagi form, I guess.

[...]
You know Ravi and Sun-mi and Cecil and Maggie and Rafael and oh my god can see this right?

[alapai]

My powers of observation are unparalleled.

[ninjaleo]

She can turn back. Give her a second. It might help if she's walking, that helped me at first. [...] Definitely walking, not flying though. Just in case.
Congratulations, Ivy.

[alapai]

[ ..................... ]

[ Xavier ]
[ ..................... ]

Shit. Fuck. Goddamn it. I didn't want to graduate anyway.

[ ... ] In my defense, [ ... ] it's hard to move my arms.

[insightfulness]

I'm sure Ivy will turn back eventually then. I've never heard of anyone getting stuck forever.

[knightly]

Hi Anuhea.

[Long, long pause.]

Okay, first thing: is Ivy alright?

[dollywould]

I need you to describe the bird. Please for the love of god describe the bird.

[solveforx]

[...]
Tell Ivy I said welcome to the club and she needs to fill out my questionnaire.

[Anuhea]
Shiiiit. You aren't allowed to get expelled. We're almost done. We've made it this far. And also there's a game in a week. Just like pretend it was a goof.

[...] Damn what kinda tree are you working with there?

[alapai]

I congratulated her on your behalf, but I don't think she was receptive. Her little bird eyes are glassy. No pecks for you.

[alapai]

Ravi. Have I told you how much I love you today?

She's okay. I'm a little concerned about the way she doesn't seem to be able to understand English, but I think that will pass.

[rosenkrans]

I guess birds aren't great at emoting. I'm sure it's nothing personal. Plus I bet she's high too I'm sure she's really [...] overwhelmed.

[...]

How are you though?

[tyhawkeswood]

[...] Questionnaire?

[alapai]

I told her to talk around and she doesn't seem to be able to do that, BUT she can puff up her feathers really big. Does that count? I'm not an animagus. Thank god.

[whatsthescoop]

You're such a dumb bitch, babe. You're going to get detention.

[alapai]

Small. Brown yellow. Round. Puffy.

[alapai]

Sigh. That's so true.

If anyone tattles on me, they're a bad person. This was a safety issue.

[dollywould]

She sounds adorable.

[whatsthescoop]

If we can't turn to our prefects when we're having weed emergencies, who can we turn to?

ANUHEA
Can I come look at bird Ivy? I'll be so nice.

[alapai]

Ty, listen. This was mostly an accident, but I'm going to embrace it. I'm open. I'm an example. Learn from my mistakes.

Ivy's right here. I think she tried to fly, but what she actually did was lift one wing really slowly.

[ninjaleo]

It's staying in motion. So. Yeah, it's kind of the same idea. And thank god nothing, it's fun.

[alapai]

Dahls. She is. She really is. It's like... ruining my toughness cred.

[alapai]

Oh, she's overwhelmed all right.

I'm... great. I know I shouldn't be laughing, but this is all super funny. Probably, it won't be in a few hours, but... Neil, she's a tiny bird.