i really wish she'd tried to ward this

[alapai]

Hey guys. Okay. Don't be a little snitch about this, but I've got to be real with you. Low key... I'm stoned and Ivy turned into a bird and honestly, I don't know if she can turn back.

Comments

[insightfulness]

Are you sure you're not like REALLY high?

[alapai]

My powers of observation are unparalleled.

[rosenkrans]

Heyyyyyyyy! Congratulations to Ivy!!!

Tell her to peck the page twice to say "Thank you, Neil!"

(Unless you got a bad batch and are hallucinating right now, in which case oh noooooo, Anuhea. :( )

[alapai]

I congratulated her on your behalf, but I don't think she was receptive. Her little bird eyes are glassy. No pecks for you.

[tyhawkeswood]

You kinda snitched on yourself there, Anu.

[...]

Ivy didn't fly away, did she? Is she high too?

[alapai]

Ty, listen. This was mostly an accident, but I'm going to embrace it. I'm open. I'm an example. Learn from my mistakes.

Ivy's right here. I think she tried to fly, but what she actually did was lift one wing really slowly.

[solveforx]

[...]

[Warded to Anuhea]
Uh...

Congrats to Ivy on getting her Animagi form, I guess.

[...]
You know Ravi and Sun-mi and Cecil and Maggie and Rafael and oh my god can see this right?

[alapai]

[ ..................... ]

[ Xavier ]
[ ..................... ]

Shit. Fuck. Goddamn it. I didn't want to graduate anyway.

[ ... ] In my defense, [ ... ] it's hard to move my arms.

[ninjaleo]

She can turn back. Give her a second. It might help if she's walking, that helped me at first. [...] Definitely walking, not flying though. Just in case.
Congratulations, Ivy.

[alapai]

I told her to talk around and she doesn't seem to be able to do that, BUT she can puff up her feathers really big. Does that count? I'm not an animagus. Thank god.

[knightly]

Hi Anuhea.

[Long, long pause.]

Okay, first thing: is Ivy alright?

[alapai]

Ravi. Have I told you how much I love you today?

She's okay. I'm a little concerned about the way she doesn't seem to be able to understand English, but I think that will pass.

[dollywould]

I need you to describe the bird. Please for the love of god describe the bird.

[alapai]

Small. Brown yellow. Round. Puffy.

[whatsthescoop]

You're such a dumb bitch, babe. You're going to get detention.

[alapai]

Sigh. That's so true.

If anyone tattles on me, they're a bad person. This was a safety issue.

[jerras]

There are spells to forcibly undo an Animagus transformation in the worst case scenario, don't worry. But she probably doesn't need that yet because its painful as fuck and she will likely just come down from it on her own after awhile.

Flying is not advised though.

[alapai]

Dude. I can't hurt her. She's like, a newborn baby.

Anuhea

[henshinyo]

Hmmmmmmmm. It will be up to you to protect her if she stays a tiny bird forever. I hope you are ready for this responsibility.

[...]

You are both somewhere safe?

Sun-Mi

[alapai]

But I'm too young to be a parent!

We were kind of in the woods, but I walked back to the cabin and now we're good. Super good. There's a small audience, but my public humiliation aside, I think that might be for the best, because this is a moment worth witnessing.

[pianississimo]

Oh dear.

[Warded to Raviwho he assumes is monitoring this]

Are the girls all right? Can I help in any way?

Isaiah/Ravi

[knightly]

Yes, they appear to be alright. Leo seems confident that Ivy will be able to turn back on her own, and Xavier isn't worried either so... I'll defer to the experts. I imagine Ivy will have a much easier time of it once the drugs wear off.

ADDED LATER

[duelled]

I'm fine! Sorry everyone!

[dollywould]

I HEAR YOU'RE ADORABLE.

[quinning]

Is getting high a [...] standard practise for Animagus Studies? Maybe I should have taken an advanced class after all.

[alapai]

I'm going to have to plead the fifth.

[kingofthefairies]

I don't want to read all this stuff where is she is my twin okay what's happening can I be there

[alapai]

Ah, shit. Guess what, Laurel? Ivy is adorable!