i really wish she'd tried to ward this

[alapai]

Hey guys. Okay. Don't be a little snitch about this, but I've got to be real with you. Low key... I'm stoned and Ivy turned into a bird and honestly, I don't know if she can turn back.

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[alapai]

My bird is a little rusty, but she just cheeped, which I think means that she's excited to do extra homework.

XAVIER
Maybe I should say I was joking? No, I'm bad at lying on my best day. Let alone [ ... ] now.

[ ... ] This is like, super evil of me, but I kind of hope there's an emergency so that everyone gets distracted and forgets this happened.

Also, dude. Good shit. Thank you, McBride. I slightly misjudged how this, the year from senior project hell, has affected my tolerance, but that's [ ... ] a o-fucking-k. For the moment.

[solveforx]

Atta girl.

[Anuhea]
Yeah looks like the cat's out of the bag, anyway, dude. And for real? At this school? Praying for a disaster is probably better than lying. We could wake up tomorrow and the forest ghosts could've stolen someone else figured out a way to turn off gravity. That'd solve your problem.

[...] Promise I'll be a character witness for your impending trial, at least.

Sounds like it! God bless Jesse McBride and his magic weed that induces Animagi transformations.

warded like a few hours later, probs

[alapai]

DUDE.

SCOT-FREE.

Dude/Dude

[solveforx]

Nice. And all was right in the world.

Dude/Dude

[alapai]

I planted the seed and I think it might have blossomed. Or maybe they just realized that we're all seniors and like, marching towards the inevitable heat death of the universe. Nothing matters. Smoke a bowl. Become a bird.

Dude/Dude

[solveforx]

Dude, that's masterful if it did work. Like, apex machinations or whatever.

You know, pulling a blaze n' bird and just living in a tree somewhere does not sound too bad when faced with Senior Project Hell.

Dude/Dude

[alapai]

I know. I'm a fucking genius. Not that it was deliberate, but like, I'm definitely still going to take credit.

Seriously. I'm so mad I didn't take animagus studies. You can live in a zoo next year. How am I going to afford an apartment after I drop out and get a job at Slushee Shack? Best case scenario. Slushee Shack may not be hiring.

Dude/Dude

[solveforx]

Wouldn't hurt to add "convincing negotiator" to the list of talents on your resume.

There's always the reality TV circuit. Free room and board, good times, and you can put your newfound negotiation skills to work.

Dude/Dude

[alapai]

I'm not selling out, I'm attempting to acquire the skills and knowledge that will allow me to sell out.

Dude/Dude

[solveforx]

That's what I like about you. Never compromise those values.

Dude/Dude

[alapai]

That's me. Morally resolute, even in the face of great temptation.