i really wish she'd tried to ward this

[alapai]

Hey guys. Okay. Don't be a little snitch about this, but I've got to be real with you. Low key... I'm stoned and Ivy turned into a bird and honestly, I don't know if she can turn back.

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[alapai]

I do? I think I'm going to cry.

No. No, I am STRONG. Oh, she's so tiny and her wing has a stripe.

[dollywould]

Feel your feelings, Anu. All the cool kids are doing it.

[alapai]

I'm considering it.

No.

[rosenkrans]

Haha, dude. C

[alapai]

Fuck off, Rosenkrans. You don't get to laugh at me for this one. Everyone else does, but not you. And do you know why?

[rosenkrans]

Enlighten me.

[alapai]

Because you? Are my DODGEBALL BITCH.

[rosenkrans]

You're a monster.

[alapai]

Your face was pink for like an hour.

[rosenkrans]

YOU THROW REALLY HARD.

I bet you loved every second of it.

[alapai]

I've got great biceps, man. I'm not going to waste them just because you have soft and peachy cheeks.

It might have been the highlight of my day.

[rosenkrans]

Yeah, but usually those great biceps aren't punishing my peachy cheeks.

Highlight because my face was literally glowing from how hard to slapped me.

[alapai]

Like a halo. The slap from heaven.

It suits you.