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[stclair]

[Warded to Hazel]

HAZEL HAZEL HAZEL, my shining light, my morning sun, my sparkling wit, I need you to tell me who the CUTEST BOY in our year is. I'm about to make a ward to all of them and I'll try to entrap one of them for Hazel smooches!!!!!!

....well I mean OBVIOUSLY the cutest one is me, so give me your second cutest. Or like, a TOP 5????

[Warded to Ree]

Do you think I come on TOO STRONG???

[Warded to Sophomore Boys]

Alright gentlemen, it's THAT TIME AGAIN!!! And by again I mean THE FIRST TIME because obv this is the first time we've ever worried about this because WHO THE HECK worries about prom dates in freshman year???? Like bizarrely precocious people, that's who. And now I kind of ruined my own joke but ANYWAY

PROM DATE PANIC!!!!

I fiiiiiinally have my list narrowed down to three and I'm CROWDSOURCING FOR OPINIONS because this is a tough choice, my dudes. There are WAY too many cute people in the school. But I was thinking:

1. HAZEL KEATING
   • PROS: mega hot, very bendy, great at backflips, hilarious, clever, low stress, likes to punch me
   
   
   • CONS: Like... none??? She's perfect???? Guys, seriously, WHY have none of you asked her out yet?????


2. CASH HOLCOMB
   • PROS: cute face, cutting wit, I have a big stupid crush, good taste in candy, keeps threatening to wear a tuxedo shirt
   
   
   • CONS: I've asked him like TWICE already and I'm preeeeetty sure three times is getting into ""RESTRAINING ORDER"" territory. :(


3. GABI FLORES
   • PROS: the most beautiful girl in sophomore year, really sweet, great to spend time with, I already have two Coppertales on this list so I should PROBABLY someone who's actually nice
   
   
   • CONS: Someone's probably asked her already??? Bash my buddy CONFIRM/DENY

VOTE NOW!!!!!

OH YEAH AND LIKE I should probably ask you guys who you're going to prom with???? WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PROM WITH??????

Comments

Sophomore Boys

[stclair]

SINCE THE LAST NEW MOON APPARENTLY????

And heeeeey nice going, Issy!!! Make sure you don't let some girl STEAL YOU from her :O

Sophomore Boys

[racingstripe]

OK I THINK I'M UP TO THAT TASK.

I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN ANYWAYS.

BUT I'M READY FOR IT.

Re: Sophomore Boys

[cant_even]