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[Warded to Hazel]

HAZEL HAZEL HAZEL, my shining light, my morning sun, my sparkling wit, I need you to tell me who the CUTEST BOY in our year is. I'm about to make a ward to all of them and I'll try to entrap one of them for Hazel smooches!!!!!!

....well I mean OBVIOUSLY the cutest one is me, so give me your second cutest. Or like, a TOP 5????

[Warded to Ree]

Do you think I come on TOO STRONG???

[Warded to Sophomore Boys]

Alright gentlemen, it's THAT TIME AGAIN!!! And by again I mean THE FIRST TIME because obv this is the first time we've ever worried about this because WHO THE HECK worries about prom dates in freshman year???? Like bizarrely precocious people, that's who. And now I kind of ruined my own joke but ANYWAY

PROM DATE PANIC!!!!

I fiiiiiinally have my list narrowed down to three and I'm CROWDSOURCING FOR OPINIONS because this is a tough choice, my dudes. There are WAY too many cute people in the school. But I was thinking:
HAZEL KEATING
PROS: mega hot, very bendy, great at backflips, hilarious, clever, low stress, likes to punch me

CONS: Like... none??? She's perfect???? Guys, seriously, WHY have none of you asked her out yet?????

CASH HOLCOMB
PROS: cute face, cutting wit, ~~I have a big stupid crush,~~ good taste in candy, keeps threatening to wear a tuxedo shirt

CONS: I've asked him like TWICE already and I'm preeeeetty sure three times is getting into ""RESTRAINING ORDER"" territory. :(

GABI FLORES
PROS: the most beautiful girl in sophomore year, really sweet, great to spend time with, I already have two Coppertales on this list so I should PROBABLY someone who's actually nice

CONS: Someone's probably asked her already??? Bash my buddy CONFIRM/DENY

VOTE NOW!!!!!

OH YEAH AND LIKE I should probably ask you guys who you're going to prom with???? WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PROM WITH??????

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How do they not have dates yet?

Because, my good man, the sophomore class is full of TOTAL WEENIES who will not ask a girl to prom. Like have you even HEARD of a single boy in our class who asked someone to prom yet?????

(Aside from Cole, who's flippin' adorable, and Todd, who's totally going to get a railroad spike through his heart. But like MAYBE he'll get to dance with her first!!!!)

Yeah. I can't argue with that.

(Or that. Or Todd's imminent demise, but hopefully he gets to experience some measure of happiness first.)

We should really shape up. But I'm not the sort of guy who sets precedents so someone else should go first.

i know for a FACT that gabi thinks your hair is beautiful. this information may or may not actually be useful to you - but, there you go.

Seriously. When we get to senior year, Lucas is going to SWEEP the ""MOST BEAUTIFUL HAIR"" category.

Edited 2017-04-29 03:55 (UTC)

SERIOUSLY. it really is, like SUPER luxurious? like, i'd run my fingers right the through that in a totally non-creepy way.

Edited 2017-04-29 03:57 (UTC)

Huh.

did that get creepy? it ain't like i'd NON-consensually run my fingers through your (indeed very beautiful) hair, dude. your curls are completely safe.

Guess if you ask first it's not that creepy. [...] Thanks?

If people like my hair maybe I can try to not be a weenie or whatever.

oh, you can't do something like that without asking first. that's just plain rude.

if you wanted to ask gabs, there's nothing to worry about. gabi's the nicest person in the world. and she's a GREAT date.

Yeah. Gabi is really nice. I'll think about it. Thanks for the advice, guys.

well, she ain't WRONG. my main lady has nothing but good taste.