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[threatens]

WAINWRIGHT
PATTERSON
WOOD
TREMBLAY

Who the shit didn't close the fuckin door and let this GIANT FUCKIN BIRD IN HERE

[Added ~5 minutes later:]

DO BIRDS EAT KITTENS

Comments

[neattrick]

oh my god is your kitten dead

[threatens]

NO

[sunsoutgunsout]

is it like a bird of pray or like just a big pigeon or some shit

[threatens]

No, like WAY FUCKIN BIGGER than a pigeon, Patterson. Like half your size? This better not be your goddamn fault!

[neattrick]

i'm assuming it's a fucking large bird he wouldn't be freaking out if it was pigeon

[browbeats]

Wait, what? Don't let anything happen to that kit What kind What kind of bird?

[threatens]

IT HAS A LONG NECK AND KEEPS TRYING TO BITE ME

[solveforx]

[pianississimo]

[bambae]

Yes

Birds eat kittens.

[threatens]

FUCK OFF PARK

[addytives]

Kittens are really good at hiding.

[...] Do you need like. A teacher, to help get out the bird?

[threatens]

I can SEE Killer, she's lying on the swan's back like it's a FEATHERY ASSHOLE BED

Yeah, ask O'Hare if there's some kinda kitten-proof hex I can throw at this fuckin thing

[sylla]

Do be careful. Swans can be particularly vicious.

[threatens]

Yeah, I'm LEARNING that. It keeps trying to bite me.

[destructobot]

This is going to make me the asshole, but bind the swan. Impedimenta. DADA that shit.

[threatens]

Can't do it without hitting Killer too. It's got her on its back like some kinda fuckin kitten backpack

AFTER XAVIER TALKS HIM DOWN

[cygninae]

Sorry. I guess.

Wasn't thinking.

[sunsoutgunsout]

B R O

[threatens]

I'm gonna fuckin kill you

but Sunday, after the game

[neattrick]

hey i have a question

like... what the fuck

[browbeats]

You're a weird dude, Wainwright, but at least the damn cat's safe.

After a long moment just staring at this disaster.

[firstposition]

Has this been [...] solved to everyone's satisfaction?

[threatens]

Hey Ramirez, settle something for me.

Is fighting still against the rules if it's a bird?

[pintsizedsass]

So like. It seems like this was resolved but. I just want to double check on Killer. Titania would be upset if she wasn't okay.

[nothalfplaid]

This has been the best show all year. Riveting.