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I am dying. Eyes, look your last! Arms, take your last embrace!

Woe, a tragedy, a brilliant light gone too soon, farewell!

[Several moments later]

Wait

Addy, sweet rainbow bird princess, bonding buddy, you can save me.

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NOW that you mention it. Z and I might be selling hangover potions today!

I'll take four

Name your price.

Want my first born? Yours.

3 dragots a vial. We're reasonable ♥
We're still working on like, appraising firstborns.

Charge Uly double

True. Mine will be cute but loud.

I will pay anything you ask.

Well in that case. 3 hundred dragots a vial.

Just kidding just kidding, we're not here to take advantage of the needy. Just 3.

Do you charge for delivery?

Free during business hours.

You are a super hero.

I was gonna cover ours but ok

Whatever. All the same to me.

Whatever.

Ssshhhhhh

You're fine.

It'd been great knowing you, Kimmy.

Kimmy

We love Uncle Kim

Enough with the nicknames, Carney.

But that one's not even new.

So?

I thought it was grandfathered in!

It's not.

I've got ~~three~~ two names. Just pick one.

But nicknames are my thiiiiiing

Your thing?

Edited 2017-05-07 03:30 (UTC)

I like to call people nicknames it's fuuuuun!

And if I don't think it's fun?

Edited 2017-05-07 03:34 (UTC)

But you don't like anything so it's hard for me to tell what you dislike least so I have to pick my behaviors as best I can relative to that

~~I like some thi~~

[...]

~~I just told you I don't~~

[...]

Can you at least pick something else?

SURE

We'll workshop it.

[...]

Fine.

Lmao

Ssshhhh

At least we're going together!

Such poetry

Very poetic! The Bard knows his stuff.

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