The entire page is covered in an overzealous glitter charm.

[rosenkrans]

[A few moments later.]

Oh, oh no.

Oh god it's everywhere. My hands look like they got caught in the wrong end of a Bedazzler.

Comments

[tyhawkeswood]

Glitter is a harsh mistress.

Worth it?

[rosenkrans]

I feel like I just stared into the abyss and the abyss vomited sparkles all over the front of my shirt.

But yeah, worth it.

[alapai]

Neil, what the fuck? It's so sparkly I'm going to barf.

[rosenkrans]

GO TEAM GO. Score those points! Block those goals! Fly around in circles!!!

But also don't touch me for 24-48 hours because like, seriously, this stuff is getting all over everything and attempts to clean it up are as of yet unsuccessful.

[alapai]

And people say cheerleading is hard.

You should just dip your hands in acid or something. Throw the whole journal in. Maybe the entire cabin has to go.

[rosenkrans]

Feeling all pepped up now? Did I ignite your fighting spirit?

That might be the only way out because... I think it's multiplying. I may have just brought a second curse down on my cabin.

[alapai]

I'm going to need to you to a little dance first. Seal the deal.

Okay, the joke's definitely on you there, because there's no way you've only cursed that cabin twice.

He did not move an inch.

[rosenkrans]

Ugh fine. ... Aaaaaand there. Little dance was done.

UGH FINE. Calling me out like this. So cruel.

i luv this child

[alapai]

Did you wiggle your butt?

Sorry for revealing your big secret.

He's a trash boy

[rosenkrans]

Yeah, I did a little shimmy in my chair.

I guess it's only fair people know I'm a perpetual curse machine before they associate with me.

[alapai]

Then I guess my fighting spirit is a little ignited.

If only we could harness your curse power as like, a source of renewable energy.

[ninjaleo]

Guess never-ending glitter is good enough instakarma for cheering on another team as any.

[rosenkrans]

Leo, I'm about to run an experiment.

The experiment is that I'm going to rub my glittery hands all over the cabin and see how long before it runs out.

[ninjaleo]

Interesting. But can you take that experiment to any other cabin?

[rosenkrans]

Absolutely not.

[ninjaleo]

We're going to stand out so brightly.

[rosenkrans]

I hope you're ready to blind people with your dazzling... semi-permanent sparkle charm.

[ninjaleo]

I'll get some sunglasses for guests.

[birdbrainy]

I thought I had a talk about responsible glitter usage with all of you.

I thought we agreed no glitter was a responsible amount of glitter.

[rosenkrans]

I'm sorry, I have no self-control when it comes to certain people. Matte text was simply unable to express my ENTHUSIASM.

Now I'm paying the price.

[sugiru]

Our cabin is going to look like green outer space.

[bambae]

Lmao

[whatsthescoop]

I can't stop staring at it.

[unregrettable]

When I need to get glitter off my hands I just run them through my hair. It's win-win, because then my hands are glitter free but my hair looks even more fabulous than usual.