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[tyhawkeswood]

I'm so bored. I'm pretty sure if there's a hell it's going to include crutches.

What are the rest of you able-bodied people doing? Let me live through you!

[Casey]

Ready for tomorrow?

You're going to kill it, dude.

[...]

Thanks for stepping up and putting in all the work. It showed during practice today. Nobody will even notice I'm gone.

[Animagus Studies]

How much do you guys know about your animal forms? I just realized yesterday that I don't really know much about squirrels. Like, at all. Apart from what it's like to be one.

Maybe that doesn't matter, though?

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Animorphs

[solveforx]

I did some reading? But it got pretty depressing so I stopped. So most of what I know is like just from like trial and error.

I mean you don't need to read a book about being a human to be a human, so???

Animorphs

[tyhawkeswood]

[...] Depressing? Why depressing?

I guess that's true. So you think it's not worth worrying about?

Re: Animorphs

[solveforx]

Pangolins are hella trafficked. Super endangered. Like, probably no more of them within my lifetime. Just weird to think, like, I might wind up being the last one?

Nah, I mean learning stuff is never a bad idea? But I don't think you need to get your PhD in squirrel just because you can turn into one.

[quinning]

You don't want to live my May 6th, 2014, life. I promise.

[tyhawkeswood]

After last night, [...] probably not.

You okay? Okay-ish?

[quinning]

I think I left my dignity at the beer pong t I would rank how I'm feeling today as 'more alive than I felt on March 18th, 2014.'

Ty/Casey

[sunsoutgunsout]

yea
i'll be sick
it'll be sick

k they might think somethin's up bc you n i don't like shit alike

can you come to the studio a [...] its good choreo tho

Ty/Casey

[tyhawkeswood]

Definitely.

Okay, okay. They'll notice. But it won't hurt the routine. I can find a blonde wig if you're worried about it, though.

[...]

Thanks, dude. It's my cheerleading MAGNUM OPUS. So it's cool to see it come together.

Ty/Casey

[sunsoutgunsout]

but you should can you like come to the studio after lunch tmrw bc i've been workin on the second part n i think i fucked i wanna make sure its like
perfect
+ shit

[cheerpowers]

I can't speak for all able bodied people, but what I'm doing is dying slowly, hiding in a ball, and deeply regretting mortifying life choices that include writing in my journal when under the influence.

[tyhawkeswood]

Always dangerous.

Have you talked to Addy? She can help with the first part, at least.

Animorphs (LOL)

[sovain]

Wish I could help. I'm still useless and unable to transform into anything, myself.

Animorphs (LOL)

[tyhawkeswood]

[...]

Ooooh shit. Sorry, Sofia. You'll totally get there, though, don't worry! It just takes time. A lot of us didn't figure it out until our senior year. I bet you'll get there before I did.

We can practice sometime if you want? When I'm back on my feet.

Animorphs

[sovain]

It's beginning to get frustrating. I'm good at transfiguration, why can't I figure this out?

I'd appreciate the extra help, thanks. How are you feeling?

Ty

[bambae]

Dude.

I'm sorry.

I told Rafael everything last night. And I regret it. I fucked up.

Chris/Ty

[tyhawkeswood]

[...]

It's okay.

I assumed one of you would. Once it was out there and everything.

Is he upset?

[firstposition]

I know.

The key to getting rid of the crutches is to not exert yourself until you feel better.

[quinning]

Are you sure you know what you're talking about? That doesn't sound right at all...

[tyhawkeswood]

Yeah.

I'm trying, dude. I'm really trying.

Animorphs

[cygninae]

Swans are just really big angry ducks right?

Animorphs

[tyhawkeswood]

[...] Basically? I think?

Big angry ducks with a ballet written about them?

Animorphs

[unregrettable]

I know I'm really fast and my tongue is rough enough to strip skin if I get too affectionate.

I don't think it matters. I did some research on cheetahs but it's more fun discovering for myself what I can physically do in that form.

Animorphs

[solveforx]

Speaking of, apparently pangolin scales are so tough that lions can't even gnaw through them. We don't have any lions, but we do have a cheetah. I'm not looking to die but I'm physically incapable of not testing stuff like this out. Wanna see how much damage I can take?

Alternatively, if anyone ever wants to try out pangolin bowling, I'm game.

In which Leo offers embarrassing stories to Show He Cares

[ninjaleo]

When I was on crutches for a week in middle school I made the game "trip people who are moving too slow in hallways."
I don't recommend that, though. Retroactive apologies to all Queens school people.

Leo is a treasure. ♥

[tyhawkeswood]

I mean, if people are moving too slow in the hallways for the guy on crutches...

Okay, okay. No. I won't be a hellion like little-Leo, I promise.

(See, Rafa? I got this!)